Monday, May 4, 2026

BCO HTH 2026 Week 6

Total Stats
Team Name R RBI GIDP TB OBP SLG NSB IP SV HLD ERA WHIP K/9 QS
Baltz Street Boozers 190 164 21 516 .356 .447 21 282.2 12 14 4.08 1.40 8.60 14
Mr. Second Helping 176 161 22 496 .352 .425 9 298.1 16 19 3.56 1.18 8.87 14
STD High 184.12 171.35 27.57 517.73 .351 .446 26.02 360.87 18.44 18.86 4.39 1.36 9.41 23.17
Dizzy Feet Foundation 145 136 30 452 .349 .426 20 304.2 4 19 3.57 1.17 9.16 21
Mookie Betts’ Necklace 193 174 20 523 .349 .448 23 366.1 16 3 4.32 1.27 8.06 27
The Condors 174 181 20 551 .346 .476 23 300.2 10 16 4.64 1.36 9.25 16
Springfield Isotopes 156 161 30 461 .341 .424 21 391 2 22 3.87 1.25 8.72 25
Pralines and dick 181 159 20 496 .338 .410 14 373 12 5 4.46 1.38 8.45 18
League Average 163.71 151.79 23.29 477.86 .335 .418 18.50 315.81 12.43 12.43 3.99 1.26 8.89 18.57
Yankees # 1 145 128 25 459 .331 .399 35 314 16 3 3.41 1.20 9.20 21
fuck John fisher 141 123 18 479 .329 .420 4 277.1 9 8 4.02 1.21 9.31 17
TOOTBLANs 168 178 25 492 .328 .420 23 294 25 9 3.34 1.10 9.92 18
... 152 139 24 434 .327 .396 16 322 18 18 3.77 1.24 8.39 19
Half Boners/jacobk 172 132 25 459 .323 .395 16 313.2 7 15 4.30 1.39 8.38 20
Husker Dudes /ericyu 176 156 17 480 .319 .403 22 222.2 11 16 4.32 1.23 9.54 9
STD Low 143.31 132.22 19.00 437.99 .318 .389 10.98 270.76 6.42 6.00 3.58 1.17 8.37 13.97
Slim Pug 123 133 29 392 .295 .357 12 364.1 16 7 4.13 1.32 8.60 21



Average Stats
Team Name R RBI GIDP TB OBP SLG NSB IP SV HLD ERA WHIP K/9 QS
Baltz Street Boozers 31.67 27.33 3.50 86.00 .356 .447 3.50 47.03 2.00 2.33 4.08 1.40 8.60 2.33
Mr. Second Helping 29.33 26.83 3.67 82.67 .352 .425 1.50 49.68 2.67 3.17 3.56 1.18 8.87 2.33
STD High 30.69 28.56 4.60 86.29 .351 .446 4.34 60.15 3.07 3.14 4.39 1.36 9.41 3.86
Dizzy Feet Foundation 24.17 22.67 5.00 75.33 .349 .426 3.33 50.70 0.67 3.17 3.57 1.17 9.16 3.50
Mookie Betts’ Necklace 32.17 29.00 3.33 87.17 .349 .448 3.83 61.02 2.67 0.50 4.32 1.27 8.06 4.50
The Condors 29.00 30.17 3.33 91.83 .346 .476 3.83 50.03 1.67 2.67 4.64 1.36 9.25 2.67
Springfield Isotopes 26.00 26.83 5.00 76.83 .341 .424 3.50 65.17 0.33 3.67 3.87 1.25 8.72 4.17
Pralines and dick 30.17 26.50 3.33 82.67 .338 .410 2.33 62.17 2.00 0.83 4.46 1.38 8.45 3.00
League Average 27.29 25.30 3.88 79.64 .335 .418 3.08 52.64 2.07 2.07 3.99 1.26 8.89 3.10
Yankees # 1 24.17 21.33 4.17 76.50 .331 .399 5.83 52.33 2.67 0.50 3.41 1.20 9.20 3.50
fuck John fisher 23.50 20.50 3.00 79.83 .329 .420 0.67 46.18 1.50 1.33 4.02 1.21 9.31 2.83
TOOTBLANs 28.00 29.67 4.17 82.00 .328 .420 3.83 49.00 4.17 1.50 3.34 1.10 9.92 3.00
... 25.33 23.17 4.00 72.33 .327 .396 2.67 53.67 3.00 3.00 3.77 1.24 8.39 3.17
Half Boners/jacobk 28.67 22.00 4.17 76.50 .323 .395 2.67 52.20 1.17 2.50 4.30 1.39 8.38 3.33
Husker Dudes /ericyu 29.33 26.00 2.83 80.00 .319 .403 3.67 37.03 1.83 2.67 4.32 1.23 9.54 1.50
STD Low 23.88 22.04 3.17 73.00 .318 .389 1.83 45.13 1.07 1.00 3.58 1.17 8.37 2.33
Slim Pug 20.50 22.17 4.83 65.33 .295 .357 2.00 60.68 2.67 1.17 4.13 1.32 8.60 3.50


Expected Standings
Team Name X-W X-L X-T A-W A-L A-T X% Actual % Variance Projected Rank Actual Rank
Mookie Betts’ Necklace 48 31 5 44 36 4 0.601190476 0.547619048 -0.05357 1 4
The Condors 46 29 9 55 21 8 0.601190476 0.702380952 0.10119 2 1
Baltz Street Boozers 46 31 7 40 37 7 0.589285714 0.517857143 -0.07143 3 5
Mr. Second Helping 44 32 8 53 28 3 0.571428571 0.648809524 0.07738 4 2
TOOTBLANs 44 36 4 46 34 4 0.547619048 0.571428571 0.02381 5 3
Springfield Isotopes 41 37 6 39 40 5 0.523809524 0.494047619 -0.02976 6 6
Dizzy Feet Foundation 40 37 7 32 47 5 0.517857143 0.410714286 -0.10714 7 13
Pralines and dick 40 37 7 36 41 7 0.517857143 0.470238095 -0.04762 8 8
Husker Dudes /ericyu 37 39 8 36 38 10 0.488095238 0.488095238 0.00000 9 7
Yankees # 1 38 40 6 34 44 6 0.488095238 0.44047619 -0.04762 10 10
... 35 40 9 36 46 2 0.470238095 0.44047619 -0.02976 11 11
fuck John fisher 28 45 11 31 45 8 0.398809524 0.416666667 0.01786 12 12
Half Boners/jacobk 28 47 9 36 43 5 0.386904762 0.458333333 0.07143 13 9
Slim Pug 30 52 2 30 48 6 0.369047619 0.392857143 0.02381 14 14

Monday, April 27, 2026

BCO HTH 2026 Week 5

Total Stats
Team Name R RBI GIDP TB OBP SLG NSB IP SV HLD ERA WHIP K/9 QS
Mr. Second Helping 150 145 17 429 .359 .448 8 248.1 13 15 3.70 1.16 8.55 14
Mookie Betts’ Necklace 167 146 17 443 .352 .461 20 299.1 12 3 4.15 1.23 8.33 22
STD High 152.00 144.48 22.49 425.20 .351 .447 22.91 298.08 15.41 15.32 4.49 1.36 9.39 18.78
Baltz Street Boozers 148 132 17 404 .346 .423 20 223 11 11 3.75 1.38 8.56 12
Dizzy Feet Foundation 117 113 26 366 .346 .422 17 247.2 3 15 3.78 1.16 9.41 17
The Condors 144 153 15 434 .341 .464 19 234.2 10 12 4.91 1.43 9.55 11
Springfield Isotopes 130 140 20 394 .340 .437 19 321 2 17 3.93 1.27 8.64 19
Pralines and dick 144 136 17 412 .336 .412 11 312.1 10 5 4.26 1.31 8.70 14
League Average 134.21 124.50 18.79 390.50 .333 .416 15.79 259.40 10.50 9.71 4.03 1.26 8.91 14.86
Husker Dudes /ericyu 150 135 13 401 .330 .413 18 183 9 14 4.48 1.20 9.34 6
Half Boners/jacobk 139 100 20 371 .329 .393 11 262.2 7 13 4.52 1.40 8.33 16
... 123 103 20 342 .328 .383 9 265.2 13 16 4.27 1.25 8.37 14
fuck John fisher 111 98 14 391 .328 .412 4 235.1 7 3 4.13 1.24 9.33 15
Yankees # 1 121 103 22 373 .325 .395 31 243.2 14 2 3.47 1.20 9.38 13
TOOTBLANs 132 136 23 388 .322 .407 23 251.2 21 7 3.15 1.07 9.55 16
STD Low 116.43 104.52 15.08 355.80 .316 .385 8.66 220.72 5.59 4.11 3.57 1.16 8.43 10.94
Slim Pug 103 103 22 319 .285 .351 11 307 15 3 3.90 1.32 8.68 19



Average Stats
Team Name R RBI GIDP TB OBP SLG NSB IP SV HLD ERA WHIP K/9 QS
Mr. Second Helping 37.50 36.25 4.25 107.25 .359 .448 2.00 62.03 3.25 3.75 3.70 1.16 8.55 3.50
Mookie Betts’ Necklace 41.75 36.50 4.25 110.75 .352 .461 5.00 74.78 3.00 0.75 4.15 1.23 8.33 5.50
STD High 38.00 36.12 5.62 106.30 .351 .447 5.73 74.52 3.85 3.83 4.49 1.36 9.39 4.69
Baltz Street Boozers 37.00 33.00 4.25 101.00 .346 .423 5.00 55.75 2.75 2.75 3.75 1.38 8.56 3.00
Dizzy Feet Foundation 29.25 28.25 6.50 91.50 .346 .422 4.25 61.80 0.75 3.75 3.78 1.16 9.41 4.25
The Condors 36.00 38.25 3.75 108.50 .341 .464 4.75 58.55 2.50 3.00 4.91 1.43 9.55 2.75
Springfield Isotopes 32.50 35.00 5.00 98.50 .340 .437 4.75 80.25 0.50 4.25 3.93 1.27 8.64 4.75
Pralines and dick 36.00 34.00 4.25 103.00 .336 .412 2.75 78.03 2.50 1.25 4.26 1.31 8.70 3.50
League Average 33.55 31.13 4.70 97.63 .333 .416 3.95 64.85 2.63 2.43 4.03 1.26 8.91 3.71
Husker Dudes /ericyu 37.50 33.75 3.25 100.25 .330 .413 4.50 45.75 2.25 3.50 4.48 1.20 9.34 1.50
Half Boners/jacobk 34.75 25.00 5.00 92.75 .329 .393 2.75 65.55 1.75 3.25 4.52 1.40 8.33 4.00
... 30.75 25.75 5.00 85.50 .328 .383 2.25 66.30 3.25 4.00 4.27 1.25 8.37 3.50
fuck John fisher 27.75 24.50 3.50 97.75 .328 .412 1.00 58.78 1.75 0.75 4.13 1.24 9.33 3.75
Yankees # 1 30.25 25.75 5.50 93.25 .325 .395 7.75 60.80 3.50 0.50 3.47 1.20 9.38 3.25
TOOTBLANs 33.00 34.00 5.75 97.00 .322 .407 5.75 62.80 5.25 1.75 3.15 1.07 9.55 4.00
STD Low 29.11 26.13 3.77 88.95 .316 .385 2.16 55.18 1.40 1.03 3.57 1.16 8.43 2.73
Slim Pug 25.75 25.75 5.50 79.75 .285 .351 2.75 76.75 3.75 0.75 3.90 1.32 8.68 4.75


Expected Standings
Team Name X-W X-L X-T A-W A-L A-T X% Actual % Variance Projected Rank Actual Rank
Mookie Betts’ Necklace 42 24 4 36 30 4 0.628571429 0.542857143 -0.08571 1 4
Mr. Second Helping 39 23 8 48 19 3 0.614285714 0.707142857 0.09286 2 1
Baltz Street Boozers 39 25 6 33 30 7 0.6 0.521428571 -0.07857 3 6
The Condors 35 26 9 45 18 7 0.564285714 0.692857143 0.12857 4 2
Pralines and dick 35 30 5 32 31 7 0.535714286 0.507142857 -0.02857 5 7
TOOTBLANs 36 31 3 37 29 4 0.535714286 0.557142857 0.02143 6 3
Springfield Isotopes 34 30 6 33 33 4 0.528571429 0.5 -0.02857 7 8
Husker Dudes /ericyu 34 32 4 33 29 8 0.514285714 0.528571429 0.01429 8 5
Dizzy Feet Foundation 33 33 4 29 37 4 0.5 0.442857143 -0.05714 9 9
Yankees # 1 31 35 4 27 37 6 0.471428571 0.428571429 -0.04286 10 11
... 27 37 6 26 42 2 0.428571429 0.385714286 -0.04286 11 12
Slim Pug 26 42 2 24 40 6 0.385714286 0.385714286 0.00000 12 13
Half Boners/jacobk 22 40 8 29 37 4 0.371428571 0.442857143 0.07143 13 10
fuck John fisher 20 41 9 22 42 6 0.35 0.357142857 0.00714 14 14

Monday, April 20, 2026

BCO HTH 2026 Week 4

Total Stats
Team Name R RBI GIDP TB OBP SLG NSB IP SV HLD ERA WHIP K/9 QS
Baltz Street Boozers 119 104 11 318 .364 .434 15 182.1 10 8 3.01 1.26 8.64 10
Mookie Betts’ Necklace 135 111 12 350 .358 .470 16 229.2 12 2 3.96 1.21 8.43 17
Mr. Second Helping 118 114 13 332 .357 .444 8 202 6 10 3.92 1.21 8.24 10
STD High 118.94 107.35 17.21 325.19 .353 .442 17.94 232.81 11.82 12.25 4.41 1.33 9.75 15.19
Springfield Isotopes 98 98 12 301 .352 .443 17 252.1 2 14 3.85 1.25 8.56 18
Dizzy Feet Foundation 96 92 21 285 .340 .419 11 199.2 2 12 4.10 1.18 9.65 13
The Condors 107 105 12 311 .337 .432 11 188 10 10 4.84 1.46 10.05 9
Pralines and dick 111 92 15 299 .331 .392 8 244.1 9 5 3.72 1.22 8.47 12
League Average 102.50 94.50 14.00 296.21 .331 .406 12.36 203.54 8.14 7.71 3.92 1.24 9.03 11.64
Husker Dudes /ericyu 114 104 11 312 .324 .407 16 146.1 8 13 4.74 1.22 10.21 5
fuck John fisher 83 76 10 295 .323 .395 1 194.2 6 2 4.11 1.26 9.29 12
... 95 79 14 260 .322 .370 10 219.2 10 14 4.22 1.23 8.19 11
Half Boners/jacobk 103 76 13 277 .319 .378 9 194 5 7 3.99 1.31 8.35 13
Yankees # 1 86 82 18 275 .312 .377 24 181.1 8 2 3.52 1.27 9.83 7
STD Low 86.06 81.65 10.79 267.24 .308 .370 6.77 174.27 4.47 3.18 3.43 1.16 8.32 8.10
TOOTBLANs 98 102 18 295 .305 .391 17 182.1 15 6 3.36 1.06 9.48 11
Slim Pug 72 88 16 237 .284 .336 10 236.2 11 3 3.54 1.28 9.09 15



Average Stats
Team Name R RBI GIDP TB OBP SLG NSB IP SV HLD ERA WHIP K/9 QS
Baltz Street Boozers 29.75 26.00 2.75 79.50 .364 .434 3.75 45.53 2.50 2.00 3.01 1.26 8.64 2.50
Mookie Betts’ Necklace 33.75 27.75 3.00 87.50 .358 .470 4.00 57.30 3.00 0.50 3.96 1.21 8.43 4.25
Mr. Second Helping 29.50 28.50 3.25 83.00 .357 .444 2.00 50.50 1.50 2.50 3.92 1.21 8.24 2.50
STD High 29.74 26.84 4.30 81.30 .353 .442 4.49 58.20 2.95 3.06 4.41 1.33 9.75 3.80
Springfield Isotopes 24.50 24.50 3.00 75.25 .352 .443 4.25 63.03 0.50 3.50 3.85 1.25 8.56 4.50
Dizzy Feet Foundation 24.00 23.00 5.25 71.25 .340 .419 2.75 49.80 0.50 3.00 4.10 1.18 9.65 3.25
The Condors 26.75 26.25 3.00 77.75 .337 .432 2.75 47.00 2.50 2.50 4.84 1.46 10.05 2.25
Pralines and dick 27.75 23.00 3.75 74.75 .331 .392 2.00 61.03 2.25 1.25 3.72 1.22 8.47 3.00
League Average 25.63 23.63 3.50 74.05 .331 .406 3.09 50.89 2.04 1.93 3.92 1.24 9.03 2.91
Husker Dudes /ericyu 28.50 26.00 2.75 78.00 .324 .407 4.00 36.53 2.00 3.25 4.74 1.22 10.21 1.25
fuck John fisher 20.75 19.00 2.50 73.75 .323 .395 0.25 48.55 1.50 0.50 4.11 1.26 9.29 3.00
... 23.75 19.75 3.50 65.00 .322 .370 2.50 54.80 2.50 3.50 4.22 1.23 8.19 2.75
Half Boners/jacobk 25.75 19.00 3.25 69.25 .319 .378 2.25 48.50 1.25 1.75 3.99 1.31 8.35 3.25
Yankees # 1 21.50 20.50 4.50 68.75 .312 .377 6.00 45.28 2.00 0.50 3.52 1.27 9.83 1.75
STD Low 21.51 20.41 2.70 66.81 .308 .370 1.69 43.57 1.12 0.80 3.43 1.16 8.32 2.02
TOOTBLANs 24.50 25.50 4.50 73.75 .305 .391 4.25 45.53 3.75 1.50 3.36 1.06 9.48 2.75
Slim Pug 18.00 22.00 4.00 59.25 .284 .336 2.50 59.05 2.75 0.75 3.54 1.28 9.09 3.75


Expected Standings
Team Name X-W X-L X-T A-W A-L A-T X% Actual % Variance Projected Rank Actual Rank
Baltz Street Boozers 35 16 5 32 17 7 0.669642857 0.633928571 -0.03571 1 2
Mookie Betts’ Necklace 35 17 4 30 23 3 0.660714286 0.5625 -0.09821 2 4
The Condors 28 20 8 36 14 6 0.571428571 0.696428571 0.12500 3 1
Mr. Second Helping 28 21 7 34 19 3 0.5625 0.633928571 0.07143 4 3
Springfield Isotopes 27 23 6 29 23 4 0.535714286 0.553571429 0.01786 5 5
Pralines and dick 27 25 4 28 22 6 0.517857143 0.553571429 0.03571 6 6
Dizzy Feet Foundation 26 26 4 22 31 3 0.5 0.419642857 -0.08036 7 10
Husker Dudes /ericyu 26 26 4 26 23 7 0.5 0.526785714 0.02679 8 7
TOOTBLANs 24 29 3 24 28 4 0.455357143 0.464285714 0.00893 9 9
... 23 29 4 26 28 2 0.446428571 0.482142857 0.03571 10 8
Slim Pug 22 32 2 18 32 6 0.410714286 0.375 -0.03571 11 12
Yankees # 1 21 32 3 17 33 6 0.401785714 0.357142857 -0.04464 12 13
Half Boners/jacobk 16 34 6 21 31 4 0.339285714 0.410714286 0.07143 13 11
fuck John fisher 15 35 6 16 35 5 0.321428571 0.330357143 0.00893 14 14

Monday, April 13, 2026

BCO HTH 2026 Week 3

Total Stats
Team Name R RBI GIDP TB OBP SLG NSB IP SV HLD ERA WHIP K/9 QS
Mr. Second Helping 81 85 10 241 .376 .461 6 142.1 4 6 3.86 1.19 8.60 8
STD High 83.84 76.14 13.41 227.58 .357 .437 14.38 159.85 8.06 8.33 4.51 1.38 10.04 10.08
Mookie Betts’ Necklace 90 73 9 239 .356 .456 15 155.1 10 1 3.24 1.13 8.40 11
Baltz Street Boozers 81 74 9 215 .354 .413 14 130.2 7 7 3.31 1.17 9.02 6
Pralines and dick 86 71 12 223 .344 .408 6 169 6 4 3.51 1.14 8.73 9
Dizzy Feet Foundation 65 69 16 203 .343 .414 8 131.2 2 8 3.08 1.03 9.36 11
The Condors 71 69 7 213 .343 .423 6 128.2 8 6 4.90 1.46 11.05 6
Springfield Isotopes 66 68 7 198 .339 .411 11 168.1 1 6 4.49 1.40 9.52 8
Husker Dudes /ericyu 85 73 9 230 .336 .417 14 108.2 5 10 4.97 1.25 9.86 3
League Average 70.43 65.71 10.43 204.64 .329 .396 9.71 140.63 5.50 5.14 3.91 1.25 9.22 7.64
... 68 58 14 190 .326 .379 13 157.1 8 10 4.06 1.21 8.12 8
Half Boners/jacobk 76 52 9 195 .318 .388 6 132 2 7 4.50 1.42 8.11 8
fuck John fisher 48 46 6 193 .312 .366 0 127.2 5 1 3.81 1.26 9.02 9
STD Low 57.01 55.29 7.45 181.70 .300 .354 5.05 121.41 2.94 1.96 3.30 1.11 8.40 5.21
TOOTBLANs 64 54 12 177 .294 .342 10 127.2 7 3 3.60 1.06 9.80 9
Yankees # 1 54 60 12 179 .292 .338 17 126 6 1 3.50 1.33 10.07 3
Slim Pug 51 68 14 169 .272 .326 10 167.2 6 2 3.86 1.38 9.45 8



Average Stats
Team Name R RBI GIDP TB OBP SLG NSB IP SV HLD ERA WHIP K/9 QS
Mr. Second Helping 27.00 28.33 3.33 80.33 .376 .461 2.00 47.37 1.33 2.00 3.86 1.19 8.60 2.67
STD High 27.95 25.38 4.47 75.86 .357 .437 4.79 53.28 2.69 2.78 4.51 1.38 10.04 3.36
Mookie Betts’ Necklace 30.00 24.33 3.00 79.67 .356 .456 5.00 51.70 3.33 0.33 3.24 1.13 8.40 3.67
Baltz Street Boozers 27.00 24.67 3.00 71.67 .354 .413 4.67 43.40 2.33 2.33 3.31 1.17 9.02 2.00
Pralines and dick 28.67 23.67 4.00 74.33 .344 .408 2.00 56.33 2.00 1.33 3.51 1.14 8.73 3.00
Dizzy Feet Foundation 21.67 23.00 5.33 67.67 .343 .414 2.67 43.73 0.67 2.67 3.08 1.03 9.36 3.67
The Condors 23.67 23.00 2.33 71.00 .343 .423 2.00 42.73 2.67 2.00 4.90 1.46 11.05 2.00
Springfield Isotopes 22.00 22.67 2.33 66.00 .339 .411 3.67 56.03 0.33 2.00 4.49 1.40 9.52 2.67
Husker Dudes /ericyu 28.33 24.33 3.00 76.67 .336 .417 4.67 36.07 1.67 3.33 4.97 1.25 9.86 1.00
League Average 23.48 21.90 3.48 68.21 .329 .396 3.24 46.88 1.83 1.71 3.91 1.25 9.22 2.55
... 22.67 19.33 4.67 63.33 .326 .379 4.33 52.37 2.67 3.33 4.06 1.21 8.12 2.67
Half Boners/jacobk 25.33 17.33 3.00 65.00 .318 .388 2.00 44.00 0.67 2.33 4.50 1.42 8.11 2.67
fuck John fisher 16.00 15.33 2.00 64.33 .312 .366 - 42.40 1.67 0.33 3.81 1.26 9.02 3.00
STD Low 19.00 18.43 2.48 60.57 .300 .354 1.68 40.47 0.98 0.65 3.30 1.11 8.40 1.74
TOOTBLANs 21.33 18.00 4.00 59.00 .294 .342 3.33 42.40 2.33 1.00 3.60 1.06 9.80 3.00
Yankees # 1 18.00 20.00 4.00 59.67 .292 .338 5.67 42.00 2.00 0.33 3.50 1.33 10.07 1.00
Slim Pug 17.00 22.67 4.67 56.33 .272 .326 3.33 55.73 2.00 0.67 3.86 1.38 9.45 2.67


Expected Standings
Team Name X-W X-L X-T A-W A-L A-T X% Actual % Variance Projected Rank Actual Rank
Baltz Street Boozers 26 11 5 23 12 7 0.678571429 0.630952381 -0.04762 1 3
Mookie Betts’ Necklace 27 12 3 19 20 3 0.678571429 0.488095238 -0.19048 2 7
Pralines and dick 24 15 3 23 15 4 0.607142857 0.595238095 -0.01190 3 4
Mr. Second Helping 22 14 6 29 12 1 0.595238095 0.702380952 0.10714 4 2
The Condors 21 15 6 29 9 4 0.571428571 0.738095238 0.16667 5 1
Dizzy Feet Foundation 20 19 3 19 20 3 0.511904762 0.488095238 -0.02381 6 8
Husker Dudes /ericyu 20 19 3 20 17 5 0.511904762 0.535714286 0.02381 7 5
... 20 20 2 21 19 2 0.5 0.523809524 0.02381 8 6
Springfield Isotopes 16 20 6 18 20 4 0.452380952 0.476190476 0.02381 9 9
Slim Pug 16 24 2 15 21 6 0.404761905 0.428571429 0.02381 10 10
TOOTBLANs 15 24 3 16 24 2 0.392857143 0.404761905 0.01190 11 11
Half Boners/jacobk 11 27 4 15 25 2 0.30952381 0.380952381 0.07143 12 12
Yankees # 1 12 28 2 13 25 4 0.30952381 0.357142857 0.04762 13 13
fuck John fisher 8 30 4 9 30 3 0.238095238 0.25 0.01190 14 14

Monday, April 6, 2026

BCO HTH 2026 Week 2

Total Stats
Team Name R RBI GIDP TB OBP SLG NSB IP SV HLD ERA WHIP K/9 QS
Mr. Second Helping 57 56 7 147 .382 .461 3 90.1 2 4 3.49 1.18 9.07 6
Mookie Betts’ Necklace 58 48 7 142 .361 .466 3 85 7 0 2.44 1.01 8.89 6
STD High 53.15 49.80 8.25 141.68 .359 .446 7.45 93.60 5.78 5.24 4.49 1.36 10.55 6.31
Baltz Street Boozers 53 50 5 141 .357 .421 7 71 4 5 1.77 0.94 10.52 4
Dizzy Feet Foundation 43 46 10 147 .349 .474 3 95.2 2 5 3.10 0.99 9.31 8
Husker Dudes /ericyu 49 42 4 136 .346 .411 8 71 3 5 4.56 1.21 9.38 2
The Condors 43 49 3 132 .337 .430 2 82.2 7 4 4.46 1.32 11.76 4
... 40 35 7 106 .333 .348 7 93.1 4 7 4.24 1.23 8.10 4
Pralines and dick 55 40 9 128 .329 .394 1 97.2 2 4 3.87 1.16 8.94 5
League Average 43.71 40.64 6.14 124.79 .326 .392 4.21 84.24 3.57 3.07 3.65 1.20 9.47 4.57
Springfield Isotopes 38 35 3 117 .322 .376 4 94 0 3 4.40 1.46 10.63 3
fuck John fisher 29 30 5 122 .306 .363 -2 77.1 4 1 4.19 1.34 8.50 5
Half Boners/jacobk 41 20 5 96 .305 .315 3 80.2 1 3 4.57 1.44 7.81 4
STD Low 34.28 31.49 4.04 107.89 .294 .338 0.98 74.89 1.36 0.91 2.80 1.04 8.39 2.83
TOOTBLANs 41 40 8 114 .290 .345 5 74 7 1 3.53 1.11 9.36 4
Slim Pug 34 40 7 118 .284 .371 4 92.2 3 1 3.21 1.11 10.29 7
Yankees # 1 31 38 6 101 .268 .309 11 77.1 4 0 3.26 1.25 10.01 2



Average Stats
Team Name R RBI GIDP TB OBP SLG NSB IP SV HLD ERA WHIP K/9 QS
Mr. Second Helping 28.50 28.00 3.50 73.50 .382 .461 1.50 45.05 1.00 2.00 3.49 1.18 9.07 3.00
Mookie Betts’ Necklace 29.00 24.00 3.50 71.00 .361 .466 1.50 42.50 3.50 - 2.44 1.01 8.89 3.00
STD High 26.57 24.90 4.12 70.84 .359 .446 3.73 46.80 2.89 2.62 4.49 1.36 10.55 3.16
Baltz Street Boozers 26.50 25.00 2.50 70.50 .357 .421 3.50 35.50 2.00 2.50 1.77 0.94 10.52 2.00
Dizzy Feet Foundation 21.50 23.00 5.00 73.50 .349 .474 1.50 47.60 1.00 2.50 3.10 0.99 9.31 4.00
Husker Dudes /ericyu 24.50 21.00 2.00 68.00 .346 .411 4.00 35.50 1.50 2.50 4.56 1.21 9.38 1.00
The Condors 21.50 24.50 1.50 66.00 .337 .430 1.00 41.10 3.50 2.00 4.46 1.32 11.76 2.00
... 20.00 17.50 3.50 53.00 .333 .348 3.50 46.55 2.00 3.50 4.24 1.23 8.10 2.00
Pralines and dick 27.50 20.00 4.50 64.00 .329 .394 0.50 48.60 1.00 2.00 3.87 1.16 8.94 2.50
League Average 21.86 20.32 3.07 62.39 .326 .392 2.11 42.12 1.79 1.54 3.65 1.20 9.47 2.29
Springfield Isotopes 19.00 17.50 1.50 58.50 .322 .376 2.00 47.00 - 1.50 4.40 1.46 10.63 1.50
fuck John fisher 14.50 15.00 2.50 61.00 .306 .363 (1.00) 38.55 2.00 0.50 4.19 1.34 8.50 2.50
Half Boners/jacobk 20.50 10.00 2.50 48.00 .305 .315 1.50 40.10 0.50 1.50 4.57 1.44 7.81 2.00
STD Low 17.14 15.74 2.02 53.94 .294 .338 0.49 37.44 0.68 0.45 2.80 1.04 8.39 1.41
TOOTBLANs 20.50 20.00 4.00 57.00 .290 .345 2.50 37.00 3.50 0.50 3.53 1.11 9.36 2.00
Slim Pug 17.00 20.00 3.50 59.00 .284 .371 2.00 46.10 1.50 0.50 3.21 1.11 10.29 3.50
Yankees # 1 15.50 19.00 3.00 50.50 .268 .309 5.50 38.55 2.00 - 3.26 1.25 10.01 1.00


Expected Standings
Team Name X-W X-L X-T A-W A-L A-T X% Actual % Variance Projected Rank Actual Rank
Baltz Street Boozers 20 5 3 17 8 3 0.767857143 0.660714286 -0.10714 1 3
Mookie Betts’ Necklace 18 7 3 12 13 3 0.696428571 0.482142857 -0.21429 2 7
Mr. Second Helping 16 8 4 20 7 1 0.642857143 0.732142857 0.08929 3 2
The Condors 16 9 3 25 3 0 0.625 0.892857143 0.26786 4 1
Dizzy Feet Foundation 14 12 2 15 10 3 0.535714286 0.589285714 0.05357 5 5
Husker Dudes /ericyu 13 13 2 11 14 3 0.5 0.446428571 -0.05357 6 9
Pralines and dick 12 13 3 16 8 4 0.482142857 0.642857143 0.16071 7 4
Slim Pug 12 14 2 12 12 4 0.464285714 0.5 0.03571 8 6
... 10 16 2 11 16 1 0.392857143 0.410714286 0.01786 9 10
TOOTBLANs 10 17 1 13 15 0 0.375 0.464285714 0.08929 10 8
Springfield Isotopes 7 16 5 9 17 2 0.339285714 0.357142857 0.01786 11 12
Yankees # 1 8 19 1 10 15 3 0.303571429 0.410714286 0.10714 12 11
Half Boners/jacobk 4 21 3 5 21 2 0.196428571 0.214285714 0.01786 13 13
fuck John fisher 3 21 4 4 21 3 0.178571429 0.196428571 0.01786 14 14

Monday, March 30, 2026

BCO HTH 2026 Week 1

Total Stats
Team Name R RBI GIDP TB OBP SLG NSB IP SV HLD ERA WHIP K/9 QS
Dizzy Feet Foundation 24 25 1 85 .415 .669 1 35.1 1 0 3.82 0.99 9.68 2
STD High 20.90 21.30 3.61 60.86 .384 .504 3.60 38.14 2.37 2.28 5.58 1.50 11.77 2.66
Pralines and dick 23 19 4 49 .380 .471 1 42 0 1 3.86 1.36 8.57 3
Springfield Isotopes 18 15 3 47 .379 .416 1 19.2 0 1 5.95 1.78 11.44 0
... 15 15 0 40 .375 .364 3 36.2 2 3 4.17 1.09 8.35 1
Mr. Second Helping 17 21 2 48 .359 .403 3 37.2 1 3 3.58 1.06 9.08 3
The Condors 14 17 2 51 .354 .440 -1 29.2 3 3 6.37 1.52 12.44 1
Mookie Betts’ Necklace 20 15 3 52 .351 .473 2 35 3 0 3.09 1.06 11.06 2
Baltz Street Boozers 20 23 3 60 .338 .432 0 22.1 1 1 1.61 0.94 10.48 2
Husker Dudes /ericyu 19 8 4 42 .336 .356 6 34 1 0 5.29 1.26 10.59 0
League Average 16.79 16.07 2.29 46.86 .331 .394 1.86 31.42 1.36 1.07 4.09 1.25 10.26 1.50
Yankees # 1 14 17 1 44 .287 .346 3 29.2 2 0 1.21 1.21 11.83 0
fuck John fisher 12 13 1 38 .279 .330 0 31.2 2 0 4.83 1.45 10.23 2
STD Low 12.67 10.85 0.96 32.86 .278 .284 0.11 24.70 0.35 -0.14 2.59 1.01 8.75 0.34
Half Boners/jacobk 16 6 4 23 .276 .200 2 31.2 1 2 3.41 1.07 7.39 2
Slim Pug 10 18 1 40 .271 .345 2 37.2 0 1 4.54 1.22 10.27 3
TOOTBLANs 13 13 3 37 .231 .268 3 21.1 2 0 5.48 1.55 12.23 0



Average Stats
Team Name R RBI GIDP TB OBP SLG NSB IP SV HLD ERA WHIP K/9 QS
Dizzy Feet Foundation 24 25 1 85 .415 .669 1 35.1 1 0 3.82 0.99 9.68 2
STD High 20.90 21.30 3.61 60.86 .384 .504 3.60 38.14 2.37 2.28 5.58 1.50 11.77 2.66
Pralines and dick 23 19 4 49 .380 .471 1 42 0 1 3.86 1.36 8.57 3
Springfield Isotopes 18 15 3 47 .379 .416 1 19.2 0 1 5.95 1.78 11.44 0
... 15 15 0 40 .375 .364 3 36.2 2 3 4.17 1.09 8.35 1
Mr. Second Helping 17 21 2 48 .359 .403 3 37.2 1 3 3.58 1.06 9.08 3
The Condors 14 17 2 51 .354 .440 -1 29.2 3 3 6.37 1.52 12.44 1
Mookie Betts’ Necklace 20 15 3 52 .351 .473 2 35 3 0 3.09 1.06 11.06 2
Baltz Street Boozers 20 23 3 60 .338 .432 0 22.1 1 1 1.61 0.94 10.48 2
Husker Dudes /ericyu 19 8 4 42 .336 .356 6 34 1 0 5.29 1.26 10.59 0
League Average 16.79 16.07 2.29 46.86 .331 .394 1.86 31.42 1.36 1.07 4.09 1.25 10.26 1.50
Yankees # 1 14 17 1 44 .287 .346 3 29.2 2 0 1.21 1.21 11.83 0
fuck John fisher 12 13 1 38 .279 .330 0 31.2 2 0 4.83 1.45 10.23 2
STD Low 12.67 10.85 0.96 32.86 .278 .284 0.11 24.70 0.35 -0.14 2.59 1.01 8.75 0.34
Half Boners/jacobk 16 6 4 23 .276 .200 2 31.2 1 2 3.41 1.07 7.39 2
Slim Pug 10 18 1 40 .271 .345 2 37.2 0 1 4.54 1.22 10.27 3
TOOTBLANs 13 13 3 37 .231 .268 3 21.1 2 0 5.48 1.55 12.23 0


Expected Standings
Team Name X-W X-L X-T A-W A-L A-T X% Actual % Variance Projected Rank Actual Rank
Mr. Second Helping 10 1 3 12 1 1 0.821428571 0.892857143 0.07143 1 1
Mookie Betts’ Necklace 9 3 2 6 5 3 0.714285714 0.535714286 -0.17857 2 7
Dizzy Feet Foundation 9 3 2 10 2 2 0.714285714 0.785714286 0.07143 3 3
Baltz Street Boozers 8 3 3 5 6 3 0.678571429 0.464285714 -0.21429 4 8
Pralines and dick 8 5 1 7 4 3 0.607142857 0.607142857 0.00000 5 5
The Condors 7 6 1 12 2 0 0.535714286 0.857142857 0.32143 6 2
Yankees # 1 7 7 0 9 2 3 0.5 0.75 0.25000 7 4
... 7 7 0 8 5 1 0.5 0.607142857 0.10714 8 6
Slim Pug 6 6 2 4 7 3 0.5 0.392857143 -0.10714 9 9
Husker Dudes /ericyu 5 8 1 2 10 2 0.392857143 0.214285714 -0.17857 10 12
Springfield Isotopes 4 8 2 5 8 1 0.357142857 0.392857143 0.03571 11 10
Half Boners/jacobk 3 8 3 1 12 1 0.321428571 0.107142857 -0.21429 12 14
TOOTBLANs 3 11 0 2 12 0 0.214285714 0.142857143 -0.07143 13 13
fuck John fisher 2 11 1 2 9 3 0.178571429 0.25 0.07143 14 11