Monday, May 18, 2026

BCO HTH 2026 Week 8

Total Stats
Team Name R RBI GIDP TB OBP SLG NSB IP SV HLD ERA WHIP K/9 QS
Baltz Street Boozers 253 227 27 713 .354 .454 29 399.1 18 21 3.63 1.27 8.95 24
Mookie Betts’ Necklace 264 229 28 707 .348 .443 31 494.2 21 5 4.42 1.26 8.10 35
STD High 244.12 224.57 35.88 693.07 .346 .438 37.36 499.04 25.48 24.34 4.39 1.33 9.35 31.71
Mr. Second Helping 224 196 34 656 .345 .411 13 401 23 29 3.61 1.19 8.87 19
Dizzy Feet Foundation 198 180 38 604 .339 .409 22 421.2 10 25 3.65 1.14 8.82 28
Yankees # 1 203 171 32 626 .337 .402 54 423.1 18 5 3.64 1.21 9.48 29
Springfield Isotopes 206 212 37 620 .336 .421 21 568 2 28 3.28 1.19 8.65 36
TOOTBLANs 224 229 38 671 .333 .420 35 409.1 34 11 3.43 1.10 9.89 24
Pralines and dick 230 210 25 677 .332 .417 16 513.2 16 7 4.40 1.34 8.53 26
The Condors 239 235 27 717 .332 .454 34 419.2 11 18 4.55 1.36 9.09 22
League Average 219.43 200.43 30.93 642.64 .331 .413 25.14 432.20 16.86 16.36 3.95 1.25 8.88 25.57
fuck John fisher 200 161 25 627 .328 .408 3 377.1 10 11 3.86 1.17 9.16 23
... 194 195 30 593 .322 .392 26 416.1 30 20 3.78 1.27 8.30 24
STD Low 194.74 176.28 25.98 592.22 .316 .387 12.92 365.36 8.23 8.37 3.51 1.16 8.41 19.44
Husker Dudes /ericyu 238 201 27 640 .315 .399 31 304.2 13 19 4.61 1.29 9.19 12
Half Boners/jacobk 224 187 28 601 .314 .382 21 399.1 9 17 4.10 1.37 8.61 26
Slim Pug 175 173 37 545 .298 .365 16 506.2 21 13 4.33 1.32 8.67 30



Average Stats
Team Name R RBI GIDP TB OBP SLG NSB IP SV HLD ERA WHIP K/9 QS
Baltz Street Boozers 31.63 28.38 3.38 89.13 .354 .454 3.63 49.89 2.25 2.63 3.63 1.27 8.95 3.00
Mookie Betts’ Necklace 33.00 28.63 3.50 88.38 .348 .443 3.88 61.78 2.63 0.63 4.42 1.26 8.10 4.38
STD High 30.51 28.07 4.49 86.63 .346 .438 4.67 62.38 3.19 3.04 4.39 1.33 9.35 3.96
Mr. Second Helping 28.00 24.50 4.25 82.00 .345 .411 1.63 50.13 2.88 3.63 3.61 1.19 8.87 2.38
Dizzy Feet Foundation 24.75 22.50 4.75 75.50 .339 .409 2.75 52.65 1.25 3.13 3.65 1.14 8.82 3.50
Yankees # 1 25.38 21.38 4.00 78.25 .337 .402 6.75 52.89 2.25 0.63 3.64 1.21 9.48 3.63
Springfield Isotopes 25.75 26.50 4.63 77.50 .336 .421 2.63 71.00 0.25 3.50 3.28 1.19 8.65 4.50
TOOTBLANs 28.00 28.63 4.75 83.88 .333 .420 4.38 51.14 4.25 1.38 3.43 1.10 9.89 3.00
Pralines and dick 28.75 26.25 3.13 84.63 .332 .417 2.00 64.15 2.00 0.88 4.40 1.34 8.53 3.25
The Condors 29.88 29.38 3.38 89.63 .332 .454 4.25 52.40 1.38 2.25 4.55 1.36 9.09 2.75
League Average 27.43 25.05 3.87 80.33 .331 .413 3.14 54.03 2.11 2.04 3.95 1.25 8.88 3.20
fuck John fisher 25.00 20.13 3.13 78.38 .328 .408 0.38 47.14 1.25 1.38 3.86 1.17 9.16 2.88
... 24.25 24.38 3.75 74.13 .322 .392 3.25 52.01 3.75 2.50 3.78 1.27 8.30 3.00
STD Low 24.34 22.04 3.25 74.03 .316 .387 1.62 45.67 1.03 1.05 3.51 1.16 8.41 2.43
Husker Dudes /ericyu 29.75 25.13 3.38 80.00 .315 .399 3.88 38.03 1.63 2.38 4.61 1.29 9.19 1.50
Half Boners/jacobk 28.00 23.38 3.50 75.13 .314 .382 2.63 49.89 1.13 2.13 4.10 1.37 8.61 3.25
Slim Pug 21.88 21.63 4.63 68.13 .298 .365 2.00 63.28 2.63 1.63 4.33 1.32 8.67 3.75


Expected Standings
Team Name X-W X-L X-T A-W A-L A-T X% Actual % Variance Projected Rank Actual Rank
Baltz Street Boozers 65 37 10 60 43 9 0.625 0.575892857 -0.04911 1 3
Mookie Betts’ Necklace 60 43 9 59 46 7 0.575892857 0.558035714 -0.01786 2 4
The Condors 59 42 11 71 31 10 0.575892857 0.678571429 0.10268 3 1
TOOTBLANs 61 44 7 65 43 4 0.575892857 0.598214286 0.02232 4 2
Springfield Isotopes 57 49 6 51 54 7 0.535714286 0.486607143 -0.04911 5 7
Mr. Second Helping 55 48 9 59 49 4 0.53125 0.544642857 0.01339 6 5
Pralines and dick 51 50 11 45 59 8 0.504464286 0.4375 -0.06696 7 11
Yankees # 1 51 52 9 55 50 7 0.495535714 0.522321429 0.02679 8 6
Dizzy Feet Foundation 50 53 9 43 63 6 0.486607143 0.410714286 -0.07589 9 12
... 45 56 11 47 60 5 0.450892857 0.441964286 -0.00893 10 10
Husker Dudes /ericyu 43 58 11 47 53 12 0.433035714 0.473214286 0.04018 11 8
Slim Pug 42 64 6 41 63 8 0.401785714 0.401785714 0.00000 12 14
fuck John fisher 36 63 13 41 62 9 0.379464286 0.40625 0.02679 13 13
Half Boners/jacobk 36 65 11 48 56 8 0.370535714 0.464285714 0.09375 14 9

Monday, May 11, 2026

BCO HTH 2026 Week 7

Total Stats
Team Name R RBI GIDP TB OBP SLG NSB IP SV HLD ERA WHIP K/9 QS
Dizzy Feet Foundation 174 160 33 532 .348 .421 21 367.1 7 23 3.38 1.12 9.14 26
Baltz Street Boozers 217 199 25 605 .347 .442 24 350.1 13 16 4.01 1.33 8.97 20
Mr. Second Helping 196 180 28 568 .346 .412 13 342 20 24 3.63 1.18 8.74 16
STD High 210.54 197.35 32.27 601.12 .345 .437 31.06 435.73 21.75 21.33 4.38 1.35 9.38 27.83
Mookie Betts’ Necklace 226 200 24 609 .344 .438 30 438.1 19 4 4.35 1.25 8.13 32
Pralines and dick 209 187 21 602 .338 .420 15 445.1 14 6 4.22 1.34 8.59 23
Springfield Isotopes 178 180 35 528 .337 .414 20 501.2 2 25 3.53 1.21 8.61 31
Yankees # 1 174 146 29 537 .335 .398 42 365.1 17 4 3.50 1.21 9.44 25
League Average 190.71 175.86 27.36 559.50 .332 .414 21.64 374.69 14.57 14.29 3.94 1.25 8.89 22.00
The Condors 198 202 24 619 .330 .452 30 359.1 10 16 4.58 1.37 9.09 18
TOOTBLANs 193 208 34 591 .330 .426 26 357.2 29 11 3.40 1.10 9.84 20
fuck John fisher 177 141 22 559 .329 .419 2 325.2 10 9 3.65 1.16 9.26 21
... 171 167 27 515 .325 .395 20 366.2 24 18 3.71 1.24 8.27 21
Husker Dudes /ericyu 206 174 22 559 .322 .403 26 251.1 13 17 4.69 1.30 9.38 9
STD Low 170.89 154.37 22.45 517.88 .319 .391 12.22 313.64 7.40 7.24 3.49 1.16 8.40 16.17
Half Boners/jacobk 195 158 25 530 .317 .384 18 351.1 8 16 4.33 1.41 8.45 22
Slim Pug 156 160 34 479 .300 .369 16 427 18 11 4.13 1.30 8.54 24



Average Stats
Team Name R RBI GIDP TB OBP SLG NSB IP SV HLD ERA WHIP K/9 QS
Dizzy Feet Foundation 24.86 22.86 4.71 76.00 .348 .421 3.00 52.44 1.00 3.29 3.38 1.12 9.14 3.71
Baltz Street Boozers 31.00 28.43 3.57 86.43 .347 .442 3.43 50.01 1.86 2.29 4.01 1.33 8.97 2.86
Mr. Second Helping 28.00 25.71 4.00 81.14 .346 .412 1.86 48.86 2.86 3.43 3.63 1.18 8.74 2.29
STD High 30.08 28.19 4.61 85.87 .345 .437 4.44 62.25 3.11 3.05 4.38 1.35 9.38 3.98
Mookie Betts’ Necklace 32.29 28.57 3.43 87.00 .344 .438 4.29 62.59 2.71 0.57 4.35 1.25 8.13 4.57
Pralines and dick 29.86 26.71 3.00 86.00 .338 .420 2.14 63.59 2.00 0.86 4.22 1.34 8.59 3.29
Springfield Isotopes 25.43 25.71 5.00 75.43 .337 .414 2.86 71.60 0.29 3.57 3.53 1.21 8.61 4.43
Yankees # 1 24.86 20.86 4.14 76.71 .335 .398 6.00 52.16 2.43 0.57 3.50 1.21 9.44 3.57
League Average 27.24 25.12 3.91 79.93 .332 .414 3.09 53.53 2.08 2.04 3.94 1.25 8.89 3.14
The Condors 28.29 28.86 3.43 88.43 .330 .452 4.29 51.30 1.43 2.29 4.58 1.37 9.09 2.57
TOOTBLANs 27.57 29.71 4.86 84.43 .330 .426 3.71 51.03 4.14 1.57 3.40 1.10 9.84 2.86
fuck John fisher 25.29 20.14 3.14 79.86 .329 .419 0.29 46.46 1.43 1.29 3.65 1.16 9.26 3.00
... 24.43 23.86 3.86 73.57 .325 .395 2.86 52.31 3.43 2.57 3.71 1.24 8.27 3.00
Husker Dudes /ericyu 29.43 24.86 3.14 79.86 .322 .403 3.71 35.87 1.86 2.43 4.69 1.30 9.38 1.29
STD Low 24.41 22.05 3.21 73.98 .319 .391 1.75 44.81 1.06 1.03 3.49 1.16 8.40 2.31
Half Boners/jacobk 27.86 22.57 3.57 75.71 .317 .384 2.57 50.16 1.14 2.29 4.33 1.41 8.45 3.14
Slim Pug 22.29 22.86 4.86 68.43 .300 .369 2.29 61.00 2.57 1.57 4.13 1.30 8.54 3.43


Expected Standings
Team Name X-W X-L X-T A-W A-L A-T X% Actual % Variance Projected Rank Actual Rank
Mookie Betts’ Necklace 48 31 5 54 38 6 0.601190476 0.581632653 -0.01956 1 3
The Condors 46 29 9 63 27 8 0.601190476 0.683673469 0.08248 2 1
Baltz Street Boozers 46 31 7 49 41 8 0.589285714 0.540816327 -0.04847 3 5
Mr. Second Helping 44 32 8 57 38 3 0.571428571 0.596938776 0.02551 4 2
TOOTBLANs 44 36 4 53 41 4 0.547619048 0.56122449 0.01361 5 4
Springfield Isotopes 41 37 6 43 49 6 0.523809524 0.469387755 -0.05442 6 9
Dizzy Feet Foundation 40 37 7 41 51 6 0.517857143 0.448979592 -0.06888 7 10
Pralines and dick 40 37 7 43 48 7 0.517857143 0.474489796 -0.04337 8 8
Husker Dudes /ericyu 37 39 8 42 46 10 0.488095238 0.479591837 -0.00850 9 6
Yankees # 1 38 40 6 44 48 6 0.488095238 0.479591837 -0.00850 10 7
... 35 40 9 40 55 3 0.470238095 0.423469388 -0.04677 11 12
fuck John fisher 28 45 11 38 52 8 0.398809524 0.428571429 0.02976 12 11
Half Boners/jacobk 28 47 9 38 53 7 0.386904762 0.423469388 0.03656 13 13
Slim Pug 30 52 2 37 55 6 0.369047619 0.408163265 0.03912 14 14

Monday, May 4, 2026

BCO HTH 2026 Week 6

Total Stats
Team Name R RBI GIDP TB OBP SLG NSB IP SV HLD ERA WHIP K/9 QS
Baltz Street Boozers 190 164 21 516 .356 .447 21 282.2 12 14 4.08 1.40 8.60 14
Mr. Second Helping 176 161 22 496 .352 .425 9 298.1 16 19 3.56 1.18 8.87 14
STD High 184.12 171.35 27.57 517.73 .351 .446 26.02 360.87 18.44 18.86 4.39 1.36 9.41 23.17
Dizzy Feet Foundation 145 136 30 452 .349 .426 20 304.2 4 19 3.57 1.17 9.16 21
Mookie Betts’ Necklace 193 174 20 523 .349 .448 23 366.1 16 3 4.32 1.27 8.06 27
The Condors 174 181 20 551 .346 .476 23 300.2 10 16 4.64 1.36 9.25 16
Springfield Isotopes 156 161 30 461 .341 .424 21 391 2 22 3.87 1.25 8.72 25
Pralines and dick 181 159 20 496 .338 .410 14 373 12 5 4.46 1.38 8.45 18
League Average 163.71 151.79 23.29 477.86 .335 .418 18.50 315.81 12.43 12.43 3.99 1.26 8.89 18.57
Yankees # 1 145 128 25 459 .331 .399 35 314 16 3 3.41 1.20 9.20 21
fuck John fisher 141 123 18 479 .329 .420 4 277.1 9 8 4.02 1.21 9.31 17
TOOTBLANs 168 178 25 492 .328 .420 23 294 25 9 3.34 1.10 9.92 18
... 152 139 24 434 .327 .396 16 322 18 18 3.77 1.24 8.39 19
Half Boners/jacobk 172 132 25 459 .323 .395 16 313.2 7 15 4.30 1.39 8.38 20
Husker Dudes /ericyu 176 156 17 480 .319 .403 22 222.2 11 16 4.32 1.23 9.54 9
STD Low 143.31 132.22 19.00 437.99 .318 .389 10.98 270.76 6.42 6.00 3.58 1.17 8.37 13.97
Slim Pug 123 133 29 392 .295 .357 12 364.1 16 7 4.13 1.32 8.60 21



Average Stats
Team Name R RBI GIDP TB OBP SLG NSB IP SV HLD ERA WHIP K/9 QS
Baltz Street Boozers 31.67 27.33 3.50 86.00 .356 .447 3.50 47.03 2.00 2.33 4.08 1.40 8.60 2.33
Mr. Second Helping 29.33 26.83 3.67 82.67 .352 .425 1.50 49.68 2.67 3.17 3.56 1.18 8.87 2.33
STD High 30.69 28.56 4.60 86.29 .351 .446 4.34 60.15 3.07 3.14 4.39 1.36 9.41 3.86
Dizzy Feet Foundation 24.17 22.67 5.00 75.33 .349 .426 3.33 50.70 0.67 3.17 3.57 1.17 9.16 3.50
Mookie Betts’ Necklace 32.17 29.00 3.33 87.17 .349 .448 3.83 61.02 2.67 0.50 4.32 1.27 8.06 4.50
The Condors 29.00 30.17 3.33 91.83 .346 .476 3.83 50.03 1.67 2.67 4.64 1.36 9.25 2.67
Springfield Isotopes 26.00 26.83 5.00 76.83 .341 .424 3.50 65.17 0.33 3.67 3.87 1.25 8.72 4.17
Pralines and dick 30.17 26.50 3.33 82.67 .338 .410 2.33 62.17 2.00 0.83 4.46 1.38 8.45 3.00
League Average 27.29 25.30 3.88 79.64 .335 .418 3.08 52.64 2.07 2.07 3.99 1.26 8.89 3.10
Yankees # 1 24.17 21.33 4.17 76.50 .331 .399 5.83 52.33 2.67 0.50 3.41 1.20 9.20 3.50
fuck John fisher 23.50 20.50 3.00 79.83 .329 .420 0.67 46.18 1.50 1.33 4.02 1.21 9.31 2.83
TOOTBLANs 28.00 29.67 4.17 82.00 .328 .420 3.83 49.00 4.17 1.50 3.34 1.10 9.92 3.00
... 25.33 23.17 4.00 72.33 .327 .396 2.67 53.67 3.00 3.00 3.77 1.24 8.39 3.17
Half Boners/jacobk 28.67 22.00 4.17 76.50 .323 .395 2.67 52.20 1.17 2.50 4.30 1.39 8.38 3.33
Husker Dudes /ericyu 29.33 26.00 2.83 80.00 .319 .403 3.67 37.03 1.83 2.67 4.32 1.23 9.54 1.50
STD Low 23.88 22.04 3.17 73.00 .318 .389 1.83 45.13 1.07 1.00 3.58 1.17 8.37 2.33
Slim Pug 20.50 22.17 4.83 65.33 .295 .357 2.00 60.68 2.67 1.17 4.13 1.32 8.60 3.50


Expected Standings
Team Name X-W X-L X-T A-W A-L A-T X% Actual % Variance Projected Rank Actual Rank
Mookie Betts’ Necklace 48 31 5 44 36 4 0.601190476 0.547619048 -0.05357 1 4
The Condors 46 29 9 55 21 8 0.601190476 0.702380952 0.10119 2 1
Baltz Street Boozers 46 31 7 40 37 7 0.589285714 0.517857143 -0.07143 3 5
Mr. Second Helping 44 32 8 53 28 3 0.571428571 0.648809524 0.07738 4 2
TOOTBLANs 44 36 4 46 34 4 0.547619048 0.571428571 0.02381 5 3
Springfield Isotopes 41 37 6 39 40 5 0.523809524 0.494047619 -0.02976 6 6
Dizzy Feet Foundation 40 37 7 32 47 5 0.517857143 0.410714286 -0.10714 7 13
Pralines and dick 40 37 7 36 41 7 0.517857143 0.470238095 -0.04762 8 8
Husker Dudes /ericyu 37 39 8 36 38 10 0.488095238 0.488095238 0.00000 9 7
Yankees # 1 38 40 6 34 44 6 0.488095238 0.44047619 -0.04762 10 10
... 35 40 9 36 46 2 0.470238095 0.44047619 -0.02976 11 11
fuck John fisher 28 45 11 31 45 8 0.398809524 0.416666667 0.01786 12 12
Half Boners/jacobk 28 47 9 36 43 5 0.386904762 0.458333333 0.07143 13 9
Slim Pug 30 52 2 30 48 6 0.369047619 0.392857143 0.02381 14 14

Monday, April 27, 2026

BCO HTH 2026 Week 5

Total Stats
Team Name R RBI GIDP TB OBP SLG NSB IP SV HLD ERA WHIP K/9 QS
Mr. Second Helping 150 145 17 429 .359 .448 8 248.1 13 15 3.70 1.16 8.55 14
Mookie Betts’ Necklace 167 146 17 443 .352 .461 20 299.1 12 3 4.15 1.23 8.33 22
STD High 152.00 144.48 22.49 425.20 .351 .447 22.91 298.08 15.41 15.32 4.49 1.36 9.39 18.78
Baltz Street Boozers 148 132 17 404 .346 .423 20 223 11 11 3.75 1.38 8.56 12
Dizzy Feet Foundation 117 113 26 366 .346 .422 17 247.2 3 15 3.78 1.16 9.41 17
The Condors 144 153 15 434 .341 .464 19 234.2 10 12 4.91 1.43 9.55 11
Springfield Isotopes 130 140 20 394 .340 .437 19 321 2 17 3.93 1.27 8.64 19
Pralines and dick 144 136 17 412 .336 .412 11 312.1 10 5 4.26 1.31 8.70 14
League Average 134.21 124.50 18.79 390.50 .333 .416 15.79 259.40 10.50 9.71 4.03 1.26 8.91 14.86
Husker Dudes /ericyu 150 135 13 401 .330 .413 18 183 9 14 4.48 1.20 9.34 6
Half Boners/jacobk 139 100 20 371 .329 .393 11 262.2 7 13 4.52 1.40 8.33 16
... 123 103 20 342 .328 .383 9 265.2 13 16 4.27 1.25 8.37 14
fuck John fisher 111 98 14 391 .328 .412 4 235.1 7 3 4.13 1.24 9.33 15
Yankees # 1 121 103 22 373 .325 .395 31 243.2 14 2 3.47 1.20 9.38 13
TOOTBLANs 132 136 23 388 .322 .407 23 251.2 21 7 3.15 1.07 9.55 16
STD Low 116.43 104.52 15.08 355.80 .316 .385 8.66 220.72 5.59 4.11 3.57 1.16 8.43 10.94
Slim Pug 103 103 22 319 .285 .351 11 307 15 3 3.90 1.32 8.68 19



Average Stats
Team Name R RBI GIDP TB OBP SLG NSB IP SV HLD ERA WHIP K/9 QS
Mr. Second Helping 37.50 36.25 4.25 107.25 .359 .448 2.00 62.03 3.25 3.75 3.70 1.16 8.55 3.50
Mookie Betts’ Necklace 41.75 36.50 4.25 110.75 .352 .461 5.00 74.78 3.00 0.75 4.15 1.23 8.33 5.50
STD High 38.00 36.12 5.62 106.30 .351 .447 5.73 74.52 3.85 3.83 4.49 1.36 9.39 4.69
Baltz Street Boozers 37.00 33.00 4.25 101.00 .346 .423 5.00 55.75 2.75 2.75 3.75 1.38 8.56 3.00
Dizzy Feet Foundation 29.25 28.25 6.50 91.50 .346 .422 4.25 61.80 0.75 3.75 3.78 1.16 9.41 4.25
The Condors 36.00 38.25 3.75 108.50 .341 .464 4.75 58.55 2.50 3.00 4.91 1.43 9.55 2.75
Springfield Isotopes 32.50 35.00 5.00 98.50 .340 .437 4.75 80.25 0.50 4.25 3.93 1.27 8.64 4.75
Pralines and dick 36.00 34.00 4.25 103.00 .336 .412 2.75 78.03 2.50 1.25 4.26 1.31 8.70 3.50
League Average 33.55 31.13 4.70 97.63 .333 .416 3.95 64.85 2.63 2.43 4.03 1.26 8.91 3.71
Husker Dudes /ericyu 37.50 33.75 3.25 100.25 .330 .413 4.50 45.75 2.25 3.50 4.48 1.20 9.34 1.50
Half Boners/jacobk 34.75 25.00 5.00 92.75 .329 .393 2.75 65.55 1.75 3.25 4.52 1.40 8.33 4.00
... 30.75 25.75 5.00 85.50 .328 .383 2.25 66.30 3.25 4.00 4.27 1.25 8.37 3.50
fuck John fisher 27.75 24.50 3.50 97.75 .328 .412 1.00 58.78 1.75 0.75 4.13 1.24 9.33 3.75
Yankees # 1 30.25 25.75 5.50 93.25 .325 .395 7.75 60.80 3.50 0.50 3.47 1.20 9.38 3.25
TOOTBLANs 33.00 34.00 5.75 97.00 .322 .407 5.75 62.80 5.25 1.75 3.15 1.07 9.55 4.00
STD Low 29.11 26.13 3.77 88.95 .316 .385 2.16 55.18 1.40 1.03 3.57 1.16 8.43 2.73
Slim Pug 25.75 25.75 5.50 79.75 .285 .351 2.75 76.75 3.75 0.75 3.90 1.32 8.68 4.75


Expected Standings
Team Name X-W X-L X-T A-W A-L A-T X% Actual % Variance Projected Rank Actual Rank
Mookie Betts’ Necklace 42 24 4 36 30 4 0.628571429 0.542857143 -0.08571 1 4
Mr. Second Helping 39 23 8 48 19 3 0.614285714 0.707142857 0.09286 2 1
Baltz Street Boozers 39 25 6 33 30 7 0.6 0.521428571 -0.07857 3 6
The Condors 35 26 9 45 18 7 0.564285714 0.692857143 0.12857 4 2
Pralines and dick 35 30 5 32 31 7 0.535714286 0.507142857 -0.02857 5 7
TOOTBLANs 36 31 3 37 29 4 0.535714286 0.557142857 0.02143 6 3
Springfield Isotopes 34 30 6 33 33 4 0.528571429 0.5 -0.02857 7 8
Husker Dudes /ericyu 34 32 4 33 29 8 0.514285714 0.528571429 0.01429 8 5
Dizzy Feet Foundation 33 33 4 29 37 4 0.5 0.442857143 -0.05714 9 9
Yankees # 1 31 35 4 27 37 6 0.471428571 0.428571429 -0.04286 10 11
... 27 37 6 26 42 2 0.428571429 0.385714286 -0.04286 11 12
Slim Pug 26 42 2 24 40 6 0.385714286 0.385714286 0.00000 12 13
Half Boners/jacobk 22 40 8 29 37 4 0.371428571 0.442857143 0.07143 13 10
fuck John fisher 20 41 9 22 42 6 0.35 0.357142857 0.00714 14 14

Monday, April 20, 2026

BCO HTH 2026 Week 4

Total Stats
Team Name R RBI GIDP TB OBP SLG NSB IP SV HLD ERA WHIP K/9 QS
Baltz Street Boozers 119 104 11 318 .364 .434 15 182.1 10 8 3.01 1.26 8.64 10
Mookie Betts’ Necklace 135 111 12 350 .358 .470 16 229.2 12 2 3.96 1.21 8.43 17
Mr. Second Helping 118 114 13 332 .357 .444 8 202 6 10 3.92 1.21 8.24 10
STD High 118.94 107.35 17.21 325.19 .353 .442 17.94 232.81 11.82 12.25 4.41 1.33 9.75 15.19
Springfield Isotopes 98 98 12 301 .352 .443 17 252.1 2 14 3.85 1.25 8.56 18
Dizzy Feet Foundation 96 92 21 285 .340 .419 11 199.2 2 12 4.10 1.18 9.65 13
The Condors 107 105 12 311 .337 .432 11 188 10 10 4.84 1.46 10.05 9
Pralines and dick 111 92 15 299 .331 .392 8 244.1 9 5 3.72 1.22 8.47 12
League Average 102.50 94.50 14.00 296.21 .331 .406 12.36 203.54 8.14 7.71 3.92 1.24 9.03 11.64
Husker Dudes /ericyu 114 104 11 312 .324 .407 16 146.1 8 13 4.74 1.22 10.21 5
fuck John fisher 83 76 10 295 .323 .395 1 194.2 6 2 4.11 1.26 9.29 12
... 95 79 14 260 .322 .370 10 219.2 10 14 4.22 1.23 8.19 11
Half Boners/jacobk 103 76 13 277 .319 .378 9 194 5 7 3.99 1.31 8.35 13
Yankees # 1 86 82 18 275 .312 .377 24 181.1 8 2 3.52 1.27 9.83 7
STD Low 86.06 81.65 10.79 267.24 .308 .370 6.77 174.27 4.47 3.18 3.43 1.16 8.32 8.10
TOOTBLANs 98 102 18 295 .305 .391 17 182.1 15 6 3.36 1.06 9.48 11
Slim Pug 72 88 16 237 .284 .336 10 236.2 11 3 3.54 1.28 9.09 15



Average Stats
Team Name R RBI GIDP TB OBP SLG NSB IP SV HLD ERA WHIP K/9 QS
Baltz Street Boozers 29.75 26.00 2.75 79.50 .364 .434 3.75 45.53 2.50 2.00 3.01 1.26 8.64 2.50
Mookie Betts’ Necklace 33.75 27.75 3.00 87.50 .358 .470 4.00 57.30 3.00 0.50 3.96 1.21 8.43 4.25
Mr. Second Helping 29.50 28.50 3.25 83.00 .357 .444 2.00 50.50 1.50 2.50 3.92 1.21 8.24 2.50
STD High 29.74 26.84 4.30 81.30 .353 .442 4.49 58.20 2.95 3.06 4.41 1.33 9.75 3.80
Springfield Isotopes 24.50 24.50 3.00 75.25 .352 .443 4.25 63.03 0.50 3.50 3.85 1.25 8.56 4.50
Dizzy Feet Foundation 24.00 23.00 5.25 71.25 .340 .419 2.75 49.80 0.50 3.00 4.10 1.18 9.65 3.25
The Condors 26.75 26.25 3.00 77.75 .337 .432 2.75 47.00 2.50 2.50 4.84 1.46 10.05 2.25
Pralines and dick 27.75 23.00 3.75 74.75 .331 .392 2.00 61.03 2.25 1.25 3.72 1.22 8.47 3.00
League Average 25.63 23.63 3.50 74.05 .331 .406 3.09 50.89 2.04 1.93 3.92 1.24 9.03 2.91
Husker Dudes /ericyu 28.50 26.00 2.75 78.00 .324 .407 4.00 36.53 2.00 3.25 4.74 1.22 10.21 1.25
fuck John fisher 20.75 19.00 2.50 73.75 .323 .395 0.25 48.55 1.50 0.50 4.11 1.26 9.29 3.00
... 23.75 19.75 3.50 65.00 .322 .370 2.50 54.80 2.50 3.50 4.22 1.23 8.19 2.75
Half Boners/jacobk 25.75 19.00 3.25 69.25 .319 .378 2.25 48.50 1.25 1.75 3.99 1.31 8.35 3.25
Yankees # 1 21.50 20.50 4.50 68.75 .312 .377 6.00 45.28 2.00 0.50 3.52 1.27 9.83 1.75
STD Low 21.51 20.41 2.70 66.81 .308 .370 1.69 43.57 1.12 0.80 3.43 1.16 8.32 2.02
TOOTBLANs 24.50 25.50 4.50 73.75 .305 .391 4.25 45.53 3.75 1.50 3.36 1.06 9.48 2.75
Slim Pug 18.00 22.00 4.00 59.25 .284 .336 2.50 59.05 2.75 0.75 3.54 1.28 9.09 3.75


Expected Standings
Team Name X-W X-L X-T A-W A-L A-T X% Actual % Variance Projected Rank Actual Rank
Baltz Street Boozers 35 16 5 32 17 7 0.669642857 0.633928571 -0.03571 1 2
Mookie Betts’ Necklace 35 17 4 30 23 3 0.660714286 0.5625 -0.09821 2 4
The Condors 28 20 8 36 14 6 0.571428571 0.696428571 0.12500 3 1
Mr. Second Helping 28 21 7 34 19 3 0.5625 0.633928571 0.07143 4 3
Springfield Isotopes 27 23 6 29 23 4 0.535714286 0.553571429 0.01786 5 5
Pralines and dick 27 25 4 28 22 6 0.517857143 0.553571429 0.03571 6 6
Dizzy Feet Foundation 26 26 4 22 31 3 0.5 0.419642857 -0.08036 7 10
Husker Dudes /ericyu 26 26 4 26 23 7 0.5 0.526785714 0.02679 8 7
TOOTBLANs 24 29 3 24 28 4 0.455357143 0.464285714 0.00893 9 9
... 23 29 4 26 28 2 0.446428571 0.482142857 0.03571 10 8
Slim Pug 22 32 2 18 32 6 0.410714286 0.375 -0.03571 11 12
Yankees # 1 21 32 3 17 33 6 0.401785714 0.357142857 -0.04464 12 13
Half Boners/jacobk 16 34 6 21 31 4 0.339285714 0.410714286 0.07143 13 11
fuck John fisher 15 35 6 16 35 5 0.321428571 0.330357143 0.00893 14 14

Monday, April 13, 2026

BCO HTH 2026 Week 3

Total Stats
Team Name R RBI GIDP TB OBP SLG NSB IP SV HLD ERA WHIP K/9 QS
Mr. Second Helping 81 85 10 241 .376 .461 6 142.1 4 6 3.86 1.19 8.60 8
STD High 83.84 76.14 13.41 227.58 .357 .437 14.38 159.85 8.06 8.33 4.51 1.38 10.04 10.08
Mookie Betts’ Necklace 90 73 9 239 .356 .456 15 155.1 10 1 3.24 1.13 8.40 11
Baltz Street Boozers 81 74 9 215 .354 .413 14 130.2 7 7 3.31 1.17 9.02 6
Pralines and dick 86 71 12 223 .344 .408 6 169 6 4 3.51 1.14 8.73 9
Dizzy Feet Foundation 65 69 16 203 .343 .414 8 131.2 2 8 3.08 1.03 9.36 11
The Condors 71 69 7 213 .343 .423 6 128.2 8 6 4.90 1.46 11.05 6
Springfield Isotopes 66 68 7 198 .339 .411 11 168.1 1 6 4.49 1.40 9.52 8
Husker Dudes /ericyu 85 73 9 230 .336 .417 14 108.2 5 10 4.97 1.25 9.86 3
League Average 70.43 65.71 10.43 204.64 .329 .396 9.71 140.63 5.50 5.14 3.91 1.25 9.22 7.64
... 68 58 14 190 .326 .379 13 157.1 8 10 4.06 1.21 8.12 8
Half Boners/jacobk 76 52 9 195 .318 .388 6 132 2 7 4.50 1.42 8.11 8
fuck John fisher 48 46 6 193 .312 .366 0 127.2 5 1 3.81 1.26 9.02 9
STD Low 57.01 55.29 7.45 181.70 .300 .354 5.05 121.41 2.94 1.96 3.30 1.11 8.40 5.21
TOOTBLANs 64 54 12 177 .294 .342 10 127.2 7 3 3.60 1.06 9.80 9
Yankees # 1 54 60 12 179 .292 .338 17 126 6 1 3.50 1.33 10.07 3
Slim Pug 51 68 14 169 .272 .326 10 167.2 6 2 3.86 1.38 9.45 8



Average Stats
Team Name R RBI GIDP TB OBP SLG NSB IP SV HLD ERA WHIP K/9 QS
Mr. Second Helping 27.00 28.33 3.33 80.33 .376 .461 2.00 47.37 1.33 2.00 3.86 1.19 8.60 2.67
STD High 27.95 25.38 4.47 75.86 .357 .437 4.79 53.28 2.69 2.78 4.51 1.38 10.04 3.36
Mookie Betts’ Necklace 30.00 24.33 3.00 79.67 .356 .456 5.00 51.70 3.33 0.33 3.24 1.13 8.40 3.67
Baltz Street Boozers 27.00 24.67 3.00 71.67 .354 .413 4.67 43.40 2.33 2.33 3.31 1.17 9.02 2.00
Pralines and dick 28.67 23.67 4.00 74.33 .344 .408 2.00 56.33 2.00 1.33 3.51 1.14 8.73 3.00
Dizzy Feet Foundation 21.67 23.00 5.33 67.67 .343 .414 2.67 43.73 0.67 2.67 3.08 1.03 9.36 3.67
The Condors 23.67 23.00 2.33 71.00 .343 .423 2.00 42.73 2.67 2.00 4.90 1.46 11.05 2.00
Springfield Isotopes 22.00 22.67 2.33 66.00 .339 .411 3.67 56.03 0.33 2.00 4.49 1.40 9.52 2.67
Husker Dudes /ericyu 28.33 24.33 3.00 76.67 .336 .417 4.67 36.07 1.67 3.33 4.97 1.25 9.86 1.00
League Average 23.48 21.90 3.48 68.21 .329 .396 3.24 46.88 1.83 1.71 3.91 1.25 9.22 2.55
... 22.67 19.33 4.67 63.33 .326 .379 4.33 52.37 2.67 3.33 4.06 1.21 8.12 2.67
Half Boners/jacobk 25.33 17.33 3.00 65.00 .318 .388 2.00 44.00 0.67 2.33 4.50 1.42 8.11 2.67
fuck John fisher 16.00 15.33 2.00 64.33 .312 .366 - 42.40 1.67 0.33 3.81 1.26 9.02 3.00
STD Low 19.00 18.43 2.48 60.57 .300 .354 1.68 40.47 0.98 0.65 3.30 1.11 8.40 1.74
TOOTBLANs 21.33 18.00 4.00 59.00 .294 .342 3.33 42.40 2.33 1.00 3.60 1.06 9.80 3.00
Yankees # 1 18.00 20.00 4.00 59.67 .292 .338 5.67 42.00 2.00 0.33 3.50 1.33 10.07 1.00
Slim Pug 17.00 22.67 4.67 56.33 .272 .326 3.33 55.73 2.00 0.67 3.86 1.38 9.45 2.67


Expected Standings
Team Name X-W X-L X-T A-W A-L A-T X% Actual % Variance Projected Rank Actual Rank
Baltz Street Boozers 26 11 5 23 12 7 0.678571429 0.630952381 -0.04762 1 3
Mookie Betts’ Necklace 27 12 3 19 20 3 0.678571429 0.488095238 -0.19048 2 7
Pralines and dick 24 15 3 23 15 4 0.607142857 0.595238095 -0.01190 3 4
Mr. Second Helping 22 14 6 29 12 1 0.595238095 0.702380952 0.10714 4 2
The Condors 21 15 6 29 9 4 0.571428571 0.738095238 0.16667 5 1
Dizzy Feet Foundation 20 19 3 19 20 3 0.511904762 0.488095238 -0.02381 6 8
Husker Dudes /ericyu 20 19 3 20 17 5 0.511904762 0.535714286 0.02381 7 5
... 20 20 2 21 19 2 0.5 0.523809524 0.02381 8 6
Springfield Isotopes 16 20 6 18 20 4 0.452380952 0.476190476 0.02381 9 9
Slim Pug 16 24 2 15 21 6 0.404761905 0.428571429 0.02381 10 10
TOOTBLANs 15 24 3 16 24 2 0.392857143 0.404761905 0.01190 11 11
Half Boners/jacobk 11 27 4 15 25 2 0.30952381 0.380952381 0.07143 12 12
Yankees # 1 12 28 2 13 25 4 0.30952381 0.357142857 0.04762 13 13
fuck John fisher 8 30 4 9 30 3 0.238095238 0.25 0.01190 14 14