Total Stats
| Team Name | R | RBI | GIDP | TB | OBP | SLG | NSB | IP | SV | HLD | ERA | WHIP | K/9 | QS |
| Mr. Second Helping | 477 | 422 | 71 | 1362 | .354 | .436 | 35 | 752.2 | 49 | 61 | 3.60 | 1.17 | 8.87 | 40 |
| Dizzy Feet Foundation | 405 | 374 | 56 | 1224 | .351 | .432 | 31 | 777.1 | 22 | 44 | 3.48 | 1.18 | 8.63 | 52 |
| STD High | 461.93 | 430.22 | 65.26 | 1358.75 | .346 | .447 | 66.56 | 922.74 | 48.36 | 48.96 | 4.29 | 1.30 | 9.32 | 58.93 |
| Baltz Street Boozers | 477 | 437 | 51 | 1387 | .346 | .459 | 57 | 785 | 53 | 40 | 3.62 | 1.22 | 8.42 | 49 |
| ... | 405 | 418 | 51 | 1278 | .342 | .436 | 49 | 760.2 | 49 | 38 | 4.29 | 1.31 | 8.23 | 40 |
| Mookie Betts’ Necklace | 441 | 409 | 49 | 1254 | .336 | .424 | 48 | 969.1 | 41 | 11 | 4.16 | 1.24 | 8.00 | 68 |
| Springfield Isotopes | 399 | 409 | 67 | 1196 | .336 | .429 | 31 | 1068.1 | 3 | 43 | 3.64 | 1.23 | 8.83 | 64 |
| Yankees # 1 | 420 | 362 | 53 | 1242 | .335 | .419 | 89 | 799 | 26 | 10 | 4.22 | 1.30 | 9.39 | 52 |
| League Average | 427.07 | 399.50 | 56.36 | 1274.50 | .333 | .427 | 46.29 | 824.74 | 32.29 | 33.07 | 3.97 | 1.24 | 8.85 | 49.14 |
| fuck John fisher | 406 | 362 | 53 | 1299 | .332 | .441 | 18 | 789.2 | 20 | 20 | 3.76 | 1.14 | 9.32 | 46 |
| Pralines and dick | 460 | 423 | 46 | 1363 | .330 | .430 | 31 | 887.1 | 29 | 16 | 4.27 | 1.27 | 8.89 | 50 |
| TOOTBLANs | 443 | 425 | 70 | 1324 | .330 | .428 | 77 | 771.1 | 58 | 34 | 3.57 | 1.14 | 9.66 | 46 |
| The Condors | 459 | 436 | 55 | 1372 | .328 | .451 | 62 | 799 | 22 | 36 | 4.20 | 1.30 | 8.82 | 45 |
| STD Low | 392.21 | 368.78 | 47.45 | 1190.25 | .319 | .408 | 26.01 | 726.74 | 16.21 | 17.18 | 3.64 | 1.17 | 8.38 | 39.35 |
| Half Boners/jacobk | 435 | 400 | 58 | 1272 | .319 | .415 | 45 | 838.1 | 16 | 32 | 4.23 | 1.34 | 8.62 | 52 |
| Husker Dudes /ericyu | 395 | 344 | 43 | 1170 | .313 | .399 | 52 | 683 | 25 | 57 | 4.32 | 1.21 | 9.40 | 29 |
| Slim Pug | 357 | 372 | 66 | 1100 | .306 | .382 | 23 | 868.2 | 39 | 21 | 4.17 | 1.26 | 8.85 | 55 |
Average Stats
| Team Name | R | RBI | GIDP | TB | OBP | SLG | NSB | IP | SV | HLD | ERA | WHIP | K/9 | QS |
| Mr. Second Helping | 31.80 | 28.13 | 4.73 | 90.80 | .354 | .436 | 2.33 | 50.15 | 3.27 | 4.07 | 3.60 | 1.17 | 8.87 | 2.67 |
| Dizzy Feet Foundation | 27.00 | 24.93 | 3.73 | 81.60 | .351 | .432 | 2.07 | 51.81 | 1.47 | 2.93 | 3.48 | 1.18 | 8.63 | 3.47 |
| STD High | 30.80 | 28.68 | 4.35 | 90.58 | .346 | .447 | 4.44 | 61.52 | 3.22 | 3.26 | 4.29 | 1.30 | 9.32 | 3.93 |
| Baltz Street Boozers | 31.80 | 29.13 | 3.40 | 92.47 | .346 | .459 | 3.80 | 52.33 | 3.53 | 2.67 | 3.62 | 1.22 | 8.42 | 3.27 |
| ... | 27.00 | 27.87 | 3.40 | 85.20 | .342 | .436 | 3.27 | 50.68 | 3.27 | 2.53 | 4.29 | 1.31 | 8.23 | 2.67 |
| Mookie Betts’ Necklace | 29.40 | 27.27 | 3.27 | 83.60 | .336 | .424 | 3.20 | 64.61 | 2.73 | 0.73 | 4.16 | 1.24 | 8.00 | 4.53 |
| Springfield Isotopes | 26.60 | 27.27 | 4.47 | 79.73 | .336 | .429 | 2.07 | 71.21 | 0.20 | 2.87 | 3.64 | 1.23 | 8.83 | 4.27 |
| Yankees # 1 | 28.00 | 24.13 | 3.53 | 82.80 | .335 | .419 | 5.93 | 53.27 | 1.73 | 0.67 | 4.22 | 1.30 | 9.39 | 3.47 |
| League Average | 28.47 | 26.63 | 3.76 | 84.97 | .333 | .427 | 3.09 | 54.98 | 2.15 | 2.20 | 3.97 | 1.24 | 8.85 | 3.28 |
| fuck John fisher | 27.07 | 24.13 | 3.53 | 86.60 | .332 | .441 | 1.20 | 52.61 | 1.33 | 1.33 | 3.76 | 1.14 | 9.32 | 3.07 |
| Pralines and dick | 30.67 | 28.20 | 3.07 | 90.87 | .330 | .430 | 2.07 | 59.14 | 1.93 | 1.07 | 4.27 | 1.27 | 8.89 | 3.33 |
| TOOTBLANs | 29.53 | 28.33 | 4.67 | 88.27 | .330 | .428 | 5.13 | 51.41 | 3.87 | 2.27 | 3.57 | 1.14 | 9.66 | 3.07 |
| The Condors | 30.60 | 29.07 | 3.67 | 91.47 | .328 | .451 | 4.13 | 53.27 | 1.47 | 2.40 | 4.20 | 1.30 | 8.82 | 3.00 |
| STD Low | 26.15 | 24.59 | 3.16 | 79.35 | .319 | .408 | 1.73 | 48.45 | 1.08 | 1.15 | 3.64 | 1.17 | 8.38 | 2.62 |
| Half Boners/jacobk | 29.00 | 26.67 | 3.87 | 84.80 | .319 | .415 | 3.00 | 55.87 | 1.07 | 2.13 | 4.23 | 1.34 | 8.62 | 3.47 |
| Husker Dudes /ericyu | 26.33 | 22.93 | 2.87 | 78.00 | .313 | .399 | 3.47 | 45.53 | 1.67 | 3.80 | 4.32 | 1.21 | 9.40 | 1.93 |
| Slim Pug | 23.80 | 24.80 | 4.40 | 73.33 | .306 | .382 | 1.53 | 57.88 | 2.60 | 1.40 | 4.17 | 1.26 | 8.85 | 3.67 |
Expected Standings
| Team Name | X-W | X-L | X-T | A-W | A-L | A-T | X% | Actual % | Variance | Projected Rank | Actual Rank |
| Baltz Street Boozers | 127 | 64 | 19 | 117 | 81 | 12 | 0.65 | 0.585714286 | -0.06429 | 1 | 3 |
| Mr. Second Helping | 119 | 79 | 12 | 121 | 79 | 10 | 0.595238095 | 0.6 | 0.00476 | 2 | 1 |
| TOOTBLANs | 113 | 84 | 13 | 113 | 88 | 9 | 0.569047619 | 0.55952381 | -0.00952 | 3 | 4 |
| The Condors | 108 | 84 | 18 | 114 | 77 | 19 | 0.557142857 | 0.588095238 | 0.03095 | 4 | 2 |
| Mookie Betts’ Necklace | 107 | 90 | 13 | 104 | 91 | 15 | 0.54047619 | 0.530952381 | -0.00952 | 5 | 5 |
| Pralines and dick | 98 | 94 | 18 | 92 | 104 | 14 | 0.50952381 | 0.471428571 | -0.03810 | 6 | 9 |
| ... | 96 | 94 | 20 | 102 | 95 | 13 | 0.504761905 | 0.516666667 | 0.01190 | 7 | 6 |
| Dizzy Feet Foundation | 98 | 97 | 15 | 91 | 108 | 11 | 0.502380952 | 0.45952381 | -0.04286 | 8 | 10 |
| Springfield Isotopes | 97 | 98 | 15 | 95 | 94 | 21 | 0.497619048 | 0.502380952 | 0.00476 | 9 | 7 |
| fuck John fisher | 86 | 101 | 23 | 84 | 105 | 21 | 0.464285714 | 0.45 | -0.01429 | 10 | 11 |
| Yankees # 1 | 90 | 105 | 15 | 94 | 103 | 13 | 0.464285714 | 0.478571429 | 0.01429 | 11 | 8 |
| Husker Dudes /ericyu | 85 | 108 | 17 | 80 | 113 | 17 | 0.445238095 | 0.421428571 | 0.00000 | 12 | 13 |
| Half Boners/jacobk | 82 | 114 | 14 | 84 | 112 | 14 | 0.423809524 | 0.433333333 | 0.00952 | 13 | 12 |
| Slim Pug | 78 | 118 | 14 | 78 | 119 | 13 | 0.404761905 | 0.402380952 | -0.00238 | 14 | 14 |