Total Stats
| Team Name | R | RBI | GIDP | TB | OBP | SLG | NSB | IP | SV | HLD | ERA | WHIP | K/9 | QS |
| Baltz Street Boozers | 313 | 284 | 34 | 887 | .351 | .449 | 38 | 499 | 26 | 27 | 3.72 | 1.24 | 8.82 | 30 |
| Dizzy Feet Foundation | 269 | 252 | 44 | 804 | .350 | .436 | 23 | 530.2 | 12 | 32 | 3.73 | 1.18 | 8.75 | 35 |
| Mookie Betts’ Necklace | 325 | 284 | 32 | 896 | .348 | .446 | 32 | 624 | 25 | 7 | 4.33 | 1.26 | 8.16 | 44 |
| STD High | 304.35 | 280.18 | 45.52 | 875.09 | .347 | .442 | 44.44 | 618.75 | 32.12 | 32.70 | 4.33 | 1.30 | 9.23 | 39.93 |
| Mr. Second Helping | 297 | 261 | 44 | 850 | .345 | .419 | 21 | 520.2 | 32 | 39 | 3.66 | 1.20 | 8.71 | 25 |
| Springfield Isotopes | 261 | 266 | 44 | 783 | .340 | .427 | 24 | 705.1 | 2 | 33 | 3.14 | 1.17 | 8.77 | 44 |
| The Condors | 308 | 283 | 32 | 903 | .334 | .457 | 39 | 535.1 | 15 | 24 | 4.35 | 1.30 | 8.84 | 30 |
| TOOTBLANs | 276 | 283 | 52 | 842 | .333 | .416 | 45 | 507.2 | 43 | 16 | 3.60 | 1.15 | 9.79 | 30 |
| Yankees # 1 | 252 | 218 | 38 | 793 | .332 | .409 | 66 | 546.1 | 20 | 7 | 3.84 | 1.25 | 9.24 | 37 |
| League Average | 276.57 | 255.07 | 38.86 | 817.93 | .332 | .416 | 30.50 | 547.96 | 20.86 | 21.86 | 3.95 | 1.24 | 8.84 | 32.64 |
| ... | 253 | 268 | 35 | 784 | .331 | .409 | 28 | 509 | 37 | 25 | 4.07 | 1.29 | 8.47 | 27 |
| Pralines and dick | 290 | 255 | 32 | 847 | .330 | .409 | 18 | 619.1 | 19 | 9 | 4.14 | 1.30 | 8.65 | 35 |
| fuck John fisher | 250 | 213 | 35 | 805 | .327 | .413 | 10 | 499.2 | 13 | 12 | 3.91 | 1.17 | 9.15 | 28 |
| STD Low | 248.79 | 229.96 | 32.19 | 760.77 | .316 | .390 | 16.56 | 477.18 | 9.59 | 11.01 | 3.57 | 1.18 | 8.44 | 25.35 |
| Husker Dudes /ericyu | 281 | 247 | 32 | 808 | .315 | .397 | 35 | 425 | 13 | 35 | 4.68 | 1.24 | 9.08 | 18 |
| Half Boners/jacobk | 271 | 231 | 43 | 747 | .305 | .370 | 29 | 533.2 | 10 | 25 | 4.03 | 1.35 | 8.47 | 34 |
| Slim Pug | 226 | 226 | 47 | 702 | .301 | .372 | 19 | 619.1 | 25 | 15 | 4.07 | 1.25 | 8.84 | 40 |
Average Stats
| Team Name | R | RBI | GIDP | TB | OBP | SLG | NSB | IP | SV | HLD | ERA | WHIP | K/9 | QS |
| Baltz Street Boozers | 31.30 | 28.40 | 3.40 | 88.70 | .351 | .449 | 3.80 | 49.90 | 2.60 | 2.70 | 3.72 | 1.24 | 8.82 | 3.00 |
| Dizzy Feet Foundation | 26.90 | 25.20 | 4.40 | 80.40 | .350 | .436 | 2.30 | 53.02 | 1.20 | 3.20 | 3.73 | 1.18 | 8.75 | 3.50 |
| Mookie Betts’ Necklace | 32.50 | 28.40 | 3.20 | 89.60 | .348 | .446 | 3.20 | 62.40 | 2.50 | 0.70 | 4.33 | 1.26 | 8.16 | 4.40 |
| STD High | 30.43 | 28.02 | 4.55 | 87.51 | .347 | .442 | 4.44 | 61.88 | 3.21 | 3.27 | 4.33 | 1.30 | 9.23 | 3.99 |
| Mr. Second Helping | 29.70 | 26.10 | 4.40 | 85.00 | .345 | .419 | 2.10 | 52.02 | 3.20 | 3.90 | 3.66 | 1.20 | 8.71 | 2.50 |
| Springfield Isotopes | 26.10 | 26.60 | 4.40 | 78.30 | .340 | .427 | 2.40 | 70.51 | 0.20 | 3.30 | 3.14 | 1.17 | 8.77 | 4.40 |
| The Condors | 30.80 | 28.30 | 3.20 | 90.30 | .334 | .457 | 3.90 | 53.51 | 1.50 | 2.40 | 4.35 | 1.30 | 8.84 | 3.00 |
| TOOTBLANs | 27.60 | 28.30 | 5.20 | 84.20 | .333 | .416 | 4.50 | 50.72 | 4.30 | 1.60 | 3.60 | 1.15 | 9.79 | 3.00 |
| Yankees # 1 | 25.20 | 21.80 | 3.80 | 79.30 | .332 | .409 | 6.60 | 54.61 | 2.00 | 0.70 | 3.84 | 1.25 | 9.24 | 3.70 |
| League Average | 27.66 | 25.51 | 3.89 | 81.79 | .332 | .416 | 3.05 | 54.80 | 2.09 | 2.19 | 3.95 | 1.24 | 8.84 | 3.26 |
| ... | 25.30 | 26.80 | 3.50 | 78.40 | .331 | .409 | 2.80 | 50.90 | 3.70 | 2.50 | 4.07 | 1.29 | 8.47 | 2.70 |
| Pralines and dick | 29.00 | 25.50 | 3.20 | 84.70 | .330 | .409 | 1.80 | 61.91 | 1.90 | 0.90 | 4.14 | 1.30 | 8.65 | 3.50 |
| fuck John fisher | 25.00 | 21.30 | 3.50 | 80.50 | .327 | .413 | 1.00 | 49.92 | 1.30 | 1.20 | 3.91 | 1.17 | 9.15 | 2.80 |
| STD Low | 24.88 | 23.00 | 3.22 | 76.08 | .316 | .390 | 1.66 | 47.72 | 0.96 | 1.10 | 3.57 | 1.18 | 8.44 | 2.54 |
| Husker Dudes /ericyu | 28.10 | 24.70 | 3.20 | 80.80 | .315 | .397 | 3.50 | 42.50 | 1.30 | 3.50 | 4.68 | 1.24 | 9.08 | 1.80 |
| Half Boners/jacobk | 27.10 | 23.10 | 4.30 | 74.70 | .305 | .370 | 2.90 | 53.32 | 1.00 | 2.50 | 4.03 | 1.35 | 8.47 | 3.40 |
| Slim Pug | 22.60 | 22.60 | 4.70 | 70.20 | .301 | .372 | 1.90 | 61.91 | 2.50 | 1.50 | 4.07 | 1.25 | 8.84 | 4.00 |
Expected Standings
| Team Name | X-W | X-L | X-T | A-W | A-L | A-T | X% | Actual % | Variance | Projected Rank | Actual Rank |
| The Condors | 77 | 50 | 13 | 82 | 47 | 11 | 0.596428571 | 0.625 | 0.02857 | 2 | 1 |
| Mookie Betts’ Necklace | 75 | 56 | 9 | 74 | 55 | 11 | 0.567857143 | 0.567857143 | 0.00000 | 3 | 2 |
| TOOTBLANs | 73 | 59 | 8 | 77 | 59 | 4 | 0.55 | 0.564285714 | 0.01429 | 4 | 3 |
| Baltz Street Boozers | 78 | 48 | 14 | 72 | 58 | 10 | 0.607142857 | 0.55 | -0.05714 | 1 | 4 |
| Mr. Second Helping | 70 | 60 | 10 | 72 | 61 | 7 | 0.535714286 | 0.539285714 | 0.00357 | 6 | 5 |
| Springfield Isotopes | 71 | 58 | 11 | 67 | 61 | 12 | 0.546428571 | 0.521428571 | -0.02500 | 5 | 6 |
| Yankees # 1 | 60 | 69 | 11 | 67 | 65 | 8 | 0.467857143 | 0.507142857 | 0.03929 | 10 | 7 |
| ... | 60 | 67 | 13 | 66 | 68 | 6 | 0.475 | 0.492857143 | 0.01786 | 9 | 8 |
| Husker Dudes /ericyu | 55 | 71 | 14 | 60 | 68 | 12 | 0.442857143 | 0.471428571 | 0.02857 | 11 | 9 |
| Dizzy Feet Foundation | 65 | 63 | 12 | 61 | 72 | 7 | 0.507142857 | 0.460714286 | -0.04643 | 7 | 10 |
| Half Boners/jacobk | 45 | 84 | 11 | 57 | 73 | 10 | 0.360714286 | 0.442857143 | 0.08214 | 14 | 11 |
| Slim Pug | 55 | 77 | 8 | 55 | 77 | 8 | 0.421428571 | 0.421428571 | 0.00000 | 12 | 12 |
| fuck John fisher | 47 | 77 | 16 | 51 | 73 | 16 | 0.392857143 | 0.421428571 | 0.02857 | 13 | 13 |
| Pralines and dick | 61 | 66 | 13 | 53 | 77 | 10 | 0.482142857 | 0.414285714 | -0.06786 | 8 | 14 |