Total Stats
| Team Name | R | RBI | GIDP | TB | OBP | SLG | NSB | IP | SV | HLD | ERA | WHIP | K/9 | QS |
| Dizzy Feet Foundation | 24 | 25 | 1 | 85 | .415 | .669 | 1 | 35.1 | 1 | 0 | 3.82 | 0.99 | 9.68 | 2 |
| STD High | 20.90 | 21.30 | 3.61 | 60.86 | .384 | .504 | 3.60 | 38.14 | 2.37 | 2.28 | 5.58 | 1.50 | 11.77 | 2.66 |
| Pralines and dick | 23 | 19 | 4 | 49 | .380 | .471 | 1 | 42 | 0 | 1 | 3.86 | 1.36 | 8.57 | 3 |
| Springfield Isotopes | 18 | 15 | 3 | 47 | .379 | .416 | 1 | 19.2 | 0 | 1 | 5.95 | 1.78 | 11.44 | 0 |
| ... | 15 | 15 | 0 | 40 | .375 | .364 | 3 | 36.2 | 2 | 3 | 4.17 | 1.09 | 8.35 | 1 |
| Mr. Second Helping | 17 | 21 | 2 | 48 | .359 | .403 | 3 | 37.2 | 1 | 3 | 3.58 | 1.06 | 9.08 | 3 |
| The Condors | 14 | 17 | 2 | 51 | .354 | .440 | -1 | 29.2 | 3 | 3 | 6.37 | 1.52 | 12.44 | 1 |
| Mookie Betts’ Necklace | 20 | 15 | 3 | 52 | .351 | .473 | 2 | 35 | 3 | 0 | 3.09 | 1.06 | 11.06 | 2 |
| Baltz Street Boozers | 20 | 23 | 3 | 60 | .338 | .432 | 0 | 22.1 | 1 | 1 | 1.61 | 0.94 | 10.48 | 2 |
| Husker Dudes /ericyu | 19 | 8 | 4 | 42 | .336 | .356 | 6 | 34 | 1 | 0 | 5.29 | 1.26 | 10.59 | 0 |
| League Average | 16.79 | 16.07 | 2.29 | 46.86 | .331 | .394 | 1.86 | 31.42 | 1.36 | 1.07 | 4.09 | 1.25 | 10.26 | 1.50 |
| Yankees # 1 | 14 | 17 | 1 | 44 | .287 | .346 | 3 | 29.2 | 2 | 0 | 1.21 | 1.21 | 11.83 | 0 |
| fuck John fisher | 12 | 13 | 1 | 38 | .279 | .330 | 0 | 31.2 | 2 | 0 | 4.83 | 1.45 | 10.23 | 2 |
| STD Low | 12.67 | 10.85 | 0.96 | 32.86 | .278 | .284 | 0.11 | 24.70 | 0.35 | -0.14 | 2.59 | 1.01 | 8.75 | 0.34 |
| Half Boners/jacobk | 16 | 6 | 4 | 23 | .276 | .200 | 2 | 31.2 | 1 | 2 | 3.41 | 1.07 | 7.39 | 2 |
| Slim Pug | 10 | 18 | 1 | 40 | .271 | .345 | 2 | 37.2 | 0 | 1 | 4.54 | 1.22 | 10.27 | 3 |
| TOOTBLANs | 13 | 13 | 3 | 37 | .231 | .268 | 3 | 21.1 | 2 | 0 | 5.48 | 1.55 | 12.23 | 0 |
Average Stats
| Team Name | R | RBI | GIDP | TB | OBP | SLG | NSB | IP | SV | HLD | ERA | WHIP | K/9 | QS |
| Dizzy Feet Foundation | 24 | 25 | 1 | 85 | .415 | .669 | 1 | 35.1 | 1 | 0 | 3.82 | 0.99 | 9.68 | 2 |
| STD High | 20.90 | 21.30 | 3.61 | 60.86 | .384 | .504 | 3.60 | 38.14 | 2.37 | 2.28 | 5.58 | 1.50 | 11.77 | 2.66 |
| Pralines and dick | 23 | 19 | 4 | 49 | .380 | .471 | 1 | 42 | 0 | 1 | 3.86 | 1.36 | 8.57 | 3 |
| Springfield Isotopes | 18 | 15 | 3 | 47 | .379 | .416 | 1 | 19.2 | 0 | 1 | 5.95 | 1.78 | 11.44 | 0 |
| ... | 15 | 15 | 0 | 40 | .375 | .364 | 3 | 36.2 | 2 | 3 | 4.17 | 1.09 | 8.35 | 1 |
| Mr. Second Helping | 17 | 21 | 2 | 48 | .359 | .403 | 3 | 37.2 | 1 | 3 | 3.58 | 1.06 | 9.08 | 3 |
| The Condors | 14 | 17 | 2 | 51 | .354 | .440 | -1 | 29.2 | 3 | 3 | 6.37 | 1.52 | 12.44 | 1 |
| Mookie Betts’ Necklace | 20 | 15 | 3 | 52 | .351 | .473 | 2 | 35 | 3 | 0 | 3.09 | 1.06 | 11.06 | 2 |
| Baltz Street Boozers | 20 | 23 | 3 | 60 | .338 | .432 | 0 | 22.1 | 1 | 1 | 1.61 | 0.94 | 10.48 | 2 |
| Husker Dudes /ericyu | 19 | 8 | 4 | 42 | .336 | .356 | 6 | 34 | 1 | 0 | 5.29 | 1.26 | 10.59 | 0 |
| League Average | 16.79 | 16.07 | 2.29 | 46.86 | .331 | .394 | 1.86 | 31.42 | 1.36 | 1.07 | 4.09 | 1.25 | 10.26 | 1.50 |
| Yankees # 1 | 14 | 17 | 1 | 44 | .287 | .346 | 3 | 29.2 | 2 | 0 | 1.21 | 1.21 | 11.83 | 0 |
| fuck John fisher | 12 | 13 | 1 | 38 | .279 | .330 | 0 | 31.2 | 2 | 0 | 4.83 | 1.45 | 10.23 | 2 |
| STD Low | 12.67 | 10.85 | 0.96 | 32.86 | .278 | .284 | 0.11 | 24.70 | 0.35 | -0.14 | 2.59 | 1.01 | 8.75 | 0.34 |
| Half Boners/jacobk | 16 | 6 | 4 | 23 | .276 | .200 | 2 | 31.2 | 1 | 2 | 3.41 | 1.07 | 7.39 | 2 |
| Slim Pug | 10 | 18 | 1 | 40 | .271 | .345 | 2 | 37.2 | 0 | 1 | 4.54 | 1.22 | 10.27 | 3 |
| TOOTBLANs | 13 | 13 | 3 | 37 | .231 | .268 | 3 | 21.1 | 2 | 0 | 5.48 | 1.55 | 12.23 | 0 |
Expected Standings
| Team Name | X-W | X-L | X-T | A-W | A-L | A-T | X% | Actual % | Variance | Projected Rank | Actual Rank |
| Mr. Second Helping | 10 | 1 | 3 | 12 | 1 | 1 | 0.821428571 | 0.892857143 | 0.07143 | 1 | 1 |
| Mookie Betts’ Necklace | 9 | 3 | 2 | 6 | 5 | 3 | 0.714285714 | 0.535714286 | -0.17857 | 2 | 7 |
| Dizzy Feet Foundation | 9 | 3 | 2 | 10 | 2 | 2 | 0.714285714 | 0.785714286 | 0.07143 | 3 | 3 |
| Baltz Street Boozers | 8 | 3 | 3 | 5 | 6 | 3 | 0.678571429 | 0.464285714 | -0.21429 | 4 | 8 |
| Pralines and dick | 8 | 5 | 1 | 7 | 4 | 3 | 0.607142857 | 0.607142857 | 0.00000 | 5 | 5 |
| The Condors | 7 | 6 | 1 | 12 | 2 | 0 | 0.535714286 | 0.857142857 | 0.32143 | 6 | 2 |
| Yankees # 1 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 9 | 2 | 3 | 0.5 | 0.75 | 0.25000 | 7 | 4 |
| ... | 7 | 7 | 0 | 8 | 5 | 1 | 0.5 | 0.607142857 | 0.10714 | 8 | 6 |
| Slim Pug | 6 | 6 | 2 | 4 | 7 | 3 | 0.5 | 0.392857143 | -0.10714 | 9 | 9 |
| Husker Dudes /ericyu | 5 | 8 | 1 | 2 | 10 | 2 | 0.392857143 | 0.214285714 | -0.17857 | 10 | 12 |
| Springfield Isotopes | 4 | 8 | 2 | 5 | 8 | 1 | 0.357142857 | 0.392857143 | 0.03571 | 11 | 10 |
| Half Boners/jacobk | 3 | 8 | 3 | 1 | 12 | 1 | 0.321428571 | 0.107142857 | -0.21429 | 12 | 14 |
| TOOTBLANs | 3 | 11 | 0 | 2 | 12 | 0 | 0.214285714 | 0.142857143 | -0.07143 | 13 | 13 |
| fuck John fisher | 2 | 11 | 1 | 2 | 9 | 3 | 0.178571429 | 0.25 | 0.07143 | 14 | 11 |